Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

’Oh, my dear Jack!  Oh, my dear Jawleyford!  Oh, my dear Jack! ’sobbed he, as he mopped the fast-chasing tears from his grizzly cheeks with a red cotton kerchief.  ’Oh, my dear Jack!  Oh, my dear Jawleyford!  Oh, my dear Jack! ’repeated he, as a fresh flood spread o’er the rugged surface.  ’Oh, what a tr-reasure, what a tr—­tr—­trump he was.  Shall never get such another.  Nobody could s—­s—­lang a fi—­fi—­field as he could; no hu—­hu—­humbug ‘bout him—­never was su—­su—­such a fine natural bl—­bl—­blackguard’; and then his feelings wholly choked his utterance as he recollected how easily Jack was satisfied; how he could dine off tripe and cow-heel, mop up fat porridge for breakfast, and never grumbled at being put on a bad horse.

The news of a man being killed soon reached the hill, and drew the attention of the mob from our hero and heroine, causing such a spread of population over the farm as must have been highly gratifying to Scourgefield, who stood watching the crashing of the fences and the demolition of the gates, thinking how he was paying his landlord off.

Seeing the rude, unmannerly character of the mob, Jawleyford got his lordship by the arm, and led him away towards the hill, his lordship reeling, rather than walking, and indulging in all sorts of wild, incoherent cries and lamentations.

‘Sing out.  Jack! sing out!’ he would exclaim, as if in the agony of having his hounds ridden over; then, checking himself, he would shake his head and say, ’Ah, poor Jack, poor Jack! shall never look upon his like again—­shall never get such a man to read the riot act, and keep all square.’  And then a fresh gush of tears suffused his grizzly face.

The minor casualties of those few butchering spasmodic moments may be briefly dismissed, though they were more numerous than most sportsmen see out hunting in a lifetime.

One horse broke his back, another was drowned, Multum-in-Parvo was cut all to pieces, his rider had two ribs and a thumb broken, while Farmer Slyfield’s stackyard was fired by some of the itinerant tribe, and all its uninsured contents destroyed—­so that his landlord was not the only person who suffered by the grand occasion.

Nor was this all, for Mr. Numboy, the coroner, hearing of Jack’s death, held an inquest on the body; and, having empanelled a matter-of-fact jury—­men who did not see the advantage of steeple-chasing, either in a political, commercial, agricultural, or national point of view, and who, having surveyed the line, and found nearly every fence dangerous, and the wall and brook doubly so, returned a verdict of manslaughter against Mr. Viney for setting it out, who was forthwith committed to the county gaol of Limbo Castle for trial at the ensuing assizes, from whence let us join the benevolent clerk of arraigns in wishing him a good deliverance.

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