Well, then, as we said before, when one door shuts another opens; and just as Mr. Puffington’s door was closing on poor Mr. Sponge, who should cast up but our newly introduced friend, Mr. Jogglebury Crowdey.  Mr. Sponge was sitting in solitary state in the fine drawing-room, studying his old friend Mogg, calculating what he could ride from Spur Street, Leicester Square, by Short’s Gardens, and across Waterloo Bridge, to the Elephant and Castle for, when the grinding of a vehicle on the gravelled ring attracted his attention.  Looking out of the window, he saw a horse’s head in a faded-red, silk-fronted bridle, with the letters ‘J.C.’ on the winkers; not ‘J.C.’ writhing in the elegant contortions of modern science, but ‘J.C.’ in the good, plain, matter-of-fact characters we have depicted above.

‘That’ll be the doctor,’ said Mr. Sponge to himself, as he resumed his reading and calculations, amidst a peal of the door-bell, well calculated to arouse the whole house.  ‘He’s a good un to ring!’ added he, looking up and wondering when the last lingering tinkle would cease.

Before the fact was ascertained, there was a hurried tramp of feet past the drawing-room door, and presently the entrance one opened and let in—­a rush of wind.

‘Is Mr. Sponge at home?’ demanded a slow, pompous-speaking, deep-toned voice, evidently from the vehicle.

‘Yez-ur,’ was the immediate answer.

‘Who can that be?’ exclaimed Sponge, pocketing his Mogg.

Then there was a creaking of springs and a jingling against iron steps, and presently a high-blowing, heavy-stepping body was heard crossing the entrance-hall, while an out-stripping footman announced Mr. Jogglebury Crowdey, leaving the owner to follow his name at his leisure.

Mrs. Jogglebury had insisted on Jog putting on his new black frock—­a very long coat, fitting like a sack, with the well-filled pockets bagging behind, like a poor man’s dinner wallet.  In lieu of the shrunk and darned white moleskins, receding in apparent disgust from the dingy tops, he had got his nether man enveloped in a pair of fine cinnamon-coloured tweeds, with broad blue stripes down the sides, and shaped out over the clumsy foot.

[Illustration:  MR. JOGGLEBURY INTRODUCING HIMSELF TO MR. SPONGE]

Puff, wheeze, puff, he now came waddling and labouring along, hat in hand, hurrying after the servant; puff, wheeze, puff, and he found himself in the room.  ‘Your servant, sir,’ said he, sticking himself out behind, and addressing Mr. Sponge, making a ground sweep with his woolly hat.

‘Yours,’ said Mr. Sponge, with a similar bow.

‘Fine day (puff—­wheeze),’ observed Mr. Jogglebury, blowing into his large frill.

‘It is,’ replied Mr. Sponge, adding, ‘won’t you be seated?’

‘How’s Puffington?’ gasped our visitor, sousing himself upon one of the rosewood chairs in a way that threatened destruction to the slender fabric.