particular button of which looked as if it was ready
to burst off, and knock out the eye of any one who
might have the temerity to ride alongside of him.
He was a puffy, wheezy, sententious little fellow,
who accompanied his parables with a snort into a large
finely plaited shirt-frill, reaching nearly up to his
nose. His hunting-costume consisted of a black
coat and waistcoat, with white moleskin breeches,
much cracked and darned about the knees and other
parts, as nether garments made of that treacherous
stuff often are. His shapeless tops, made regardless
of the refinements of ‘right and left,’
dangled at his horse’s sides like a couple of
stable-buckets; and he carried his heavy iron hammer-headed
whip over his shoulder like a flail. But we are
drawing his portrait instead of saying why he hunted.
Well, then, having married Mrs. Springwheat’s
sister, who was always boasting to Mrs. Crowdey what
a loving, doting husband Springey was after hunting,
Mrs. Crowdey had induced Crowdey to try his hand,
and though soon satisfied that he hadn’t the
slightest taste for the sport, but being a great man
for what he called gibbey-sticks, he hunted for the
purpose of finding them. As we said before, he
generally appeared at large woodlands, into which he
would ride with the hounds, plunging through the stiffest
clay, and forcing his way through the strongest thickets,
making observations all the while of the hazels, and
the hollies, and the blackthorns, and, we are sorry
to say, sometimes of the young oaks and ashes, that
he thought would fashion into curious-handled walking-sticks;
and these he would return for at a future day, getting
them with as large clubs as possible, which he would
cut into the heads of beasts, or birds, or fishes,
or men. At the time of which we are writing,
he had accumulated a vast quantity—thousands;
the garret at the top of his house was quite full,
so were most of the closets, while the rafters in
the kitchen, and cellars, and out-houses, were crowded
with others in a state of deshabille.
He calculated his stock at immense worth, we don’t
know how many thousand pounds; and as he cut, and puffed,
and wheezed, and modelled, with a volume of Buffon,
or the picture of some eminent man before him, he
chuckled, and thought how well he was providing for
his family. He had been at it so long, and argued
so stoutly, that Mrs. Jogglebury Crowdey, if not quite
convinced of the accuracy of his calculations, nevertheless
thought it well to encourage his hunting predilections,
inasmuch as it brought him in contact with people he
would not otherwise meet, who, she thought, might
possibly be useful to their children. Accordingly,
she got him his breakfast betimes on hunting-mornings,
charged his pockets with currant-buns, and saw to the
mending of his moleskins when he came home, after any
of those casualties that occur as well in the chase
as in gibbey-stick hunting.