‘How?’ asked Mr. Puffington.
‘How, sir?’ repeated Mr. Bragg; ’why, sir, in all wayses. He had no dog language, to begin with—he had little idea of making a cast—no science, no judgement, no manner—no nothin’—I’m dim’d if ever I see’d sich a mess as he made.’
Puff looked unutterable things.
’He never did no good, in fact, till I fit him with Frostyface. I taught Frosty,’ continued Mr. Bragg. ’He whipped in to me when I ’unted the Duke of Downeybird’s ’ounds—nice, ’cute, civil chap he was—of all my pupils—and I’ve made some first-rate ’untsmen, I’m dim’d if I don’t think Frostyface does me about as much credit as any on ’em. Ah, sir,’ continued Mr. Bragg, with a shake of his head, ’take my word for it, sir, there’s nothin’ like a professional. S-c-e-u-s-e me, sir,’ added he, with a low bow and a sort of military salute of his hat; ’but dim all gen’l’men ’untsmen, say I.’
Mr. Bragg had talked himself into several good places. Lord Reynard’s and the Duke of Downeybird’s among others. He had never been able to keep any beyond his third season, his sauce or his science being always greater than the sport he showed. Still he kept up appearances, and was nothing daunted, it being a maxim of his that ‘as one door closed another opened.’
Mr. Puffington’s was the door that now opened for him.
What greater humiliation can a free-born Briton be subjected to than paying a man eighty or a hundred pounds a year, and finding him house, coals, and candles, and perhaps a cow, to be his master?
Such was the case with poor Mr. Puffington, and such, we grieve to say, is the case with nine-tenths of the men who keep hounds; with all, indeed, save those who can hunt themselves, or who are blest with an aspiring whip, ready to step into the huntsman’s boots if he seems inclined to put them off in the field. How many portly butlers are kept in subjection by having a footman ready to supplant them. Of all cards in the servitude pack, however, the huntsman’s is the most difficult one to play. A man may say, ’I’m dim’d if I won’t clean my own boots or my own horse, before I’ll put up with such a fellow’s impudence’; but when it comes to hunting his own hounds, it is quite another pair of shoes, as Mr. Bragg would say.
Mr. Bragg regularly took possession of poor Puff; as regularly as a policeman takes possession of a prisoner. The reader knows the sort of feeling one has when a lawyer, a doctor, an architect, or any one whom we have called in to assist, takes the initiative, and treats one as a nonentity, pooh-poohing all one’s pet ideas, and upsetting all one’s well-considered arrangements.