Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.

Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 720 pages of information about Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour.
scarlet and one in black.  Let us see who they are.  By the powers, Mr. Sponge is first!—­Sponge sailing away at his ease, followed by Jack, who is staring at him through his great lamps, longing to launch out at him, but as yet wanting an excuse; Sponge having ridden with judgement—­judgement, at least, in everything except in having taken the lead of Jack.  After Jack comes old black-booted Blossomnose; and Messrs. Wake, Fossick, and Fyle, complete our complement of five.  They are all riding steadily and well; all very irate, however, at the stranger for going before them, and ready to back Jack in anything he may say or do.

On, on they go; the hounds still pressing forward, though not carrying quite so good a head as before.  In truth, they have run four miles in twenty minutes; pretty good going anywhere except upon paper, where they always go unnaturally fast.  However, there they are, still pressing on, though with considerably less music than before.

After rounding Newington Hill, they got into a wilder and worse sort of country, among moorish, ill-cultivated land, with cold unwholesome-looking fallows.  The day, too, seemed changing for the worse; a heavy black cloud hanging overhead.  The hounds were at length brought to their noses.

His lordship, who had been riding all eyes, ears, and fears, foresaw the probability of this; and pulling-to his horse, held up his hand, the usual signal for Jack to ‘sing out’ and stop the field.  Sponge saw the signal, but, unfortunately, Hercules didn’t; and tearing along with his head to the ground, resolutely bore our friend not only past his lordship, but right on to where the now stooping pack were barely feathering on the line.

Then Jack and his lordship sang out together.

Hold hard!’ screeched his lordship, in a dreadful state of excitement.

‘HOLD HARD!’ thundered Jack.

Sponge was holding hard—­hard enough to split the horse’s jaws, but the beast would go on, notwithstanding.

’By the powers, he’s among ’em again!’ shouted his lordship, as the resolute beast, with his upturned head almost pulled round to Sponge’s knee, went star-gazing on like the blind man in Regent Street.  ’Sing out.  Jack! sing out! for heaven’s sake sing out,’ shrieked his lordship, shutting his eyes, as he added, ‘or he’ll kill every man jack of them.’

‘NOW, SUR!’ roared Jack, ’can’t you steer that ‘ere aggravatin’ quadruped of yours?’

‘Oh, you pestilential son of a pontry-maid!’ screeched his lordship, as Brilliant ran yelping away from under Sponge’s horse’s feet.  ’Sing out.  Jack! sing out!’ gasped his lordship again.

’Oh, you scandalous, hypocritical, rusty-booted, numb-handed son of a puffing corn-cutter, why don’t you turn your attention to feeding hens, cultivating cabbages, or making pantaloons for small folk, instead of killing hounds in this wholesale way?’ roared Jack; an inquiry that set him foaming again.

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