its legs out of the contents of his bottle, and placing
the thus decorated bird by the side of one just killed,
he asked who now was able to see the difference between
the fresh bird and the stale one? The old women
were seized with admiration. They are a curious
set of beings, those dames de la halle; their
admiration is unbounded for successful adventurers—witness
their enthusiasm for Louis Napoleon. They adopted
our friend’s idea without hesitation, made an
agreement with him on the principle of the division
of profits; and it immediately became a statistical
puzzle with the curious inquirers on these subjects,
how it came to pass that stale turkeys should have
all at once disappeared from the Paris market?
It was set down to the increase of prosperity consequent
on the constitutional regime and the wisdom
of the citizen-king. The old women profited largely;
but unfortunately, like the rest of the world, they
in time forgot both their enthusiasm and their benefactor,
and Pere Fabrice found himself involved in a daily
succession of squabbles about his half-profits.
Tired out at last, he made an arrangement with the
old dames, and, in military phrase, sold out.
Possessed now of about double the capital with which
he entered, he recollected his old friend, the rag-merchant,
and went a second time to propose a partnership.
’I am a man of capital now,’ he said;
‘you need not laugh so loud this time.’
The rag-merchant asked the amount of his capital; and
when he heard it, whistled Ninon dormait, and
turned upon his heel. ‘No wonder,’
said Fabrice afterward; ’I little knew then
what a rag-merchant was worth. That man could
have bought up two of Louis Philippe’s ministers
of finance.’ At the time, however, he did
not take the matter so philosophically, and resolved,
after the fashion of his class, not to drown himself,
but to make a night of it. He found a friend,
and went with him to dine at a small eating-house.
While there, they noticed the quantity of broken bread
thrown under the tables by the reckless and quarrelsome
set that frequented the place; and his friend remarked,
that if all the bread so thrown about were collected,
it would feed half the quartier. Fabrice
said nothing; but he was in search of an idea, and
he took up his friend’s. The next day, he
called on the restaurateur, and asked him for what
he would sell the broken bread he was accustomed to
sweep in the dustpan. The bread he wanted, it
should be observed, was a very different thing from
the fragments left upon the table; these had been
consecrated to the marrow’s soup from time immemorial.
He wanted the dirty bread actually thrown under the
table, which even a Parisian restaurateur of the Quartier
Latin, whose business it was to collect dirt and crumbs,
had hitherto thrown away. Our restaurateur caught
eagerly at the offer, made a bargain for a small sum;
and Master Fabrice forthwith proceeded to about a
hundred eating-houses of the same kind, with all of