unpopular, but it was a disgrace to his pedigree right
back to the days of Samuel De Champlain, so he began
to paw the bunch grass and seek revenge. First
he dug among the archives of history for a solution.
There must be some reason for this disgraceful blur
on his life pages. Why was he the most unpopular
man on these sand downs? Why was he an outcast?
Why was he the Job of Ashcroft society? Now, just
why was he unpopular? Had he boils, like Job?
Was he an undesirable citizen? Was he a German,
or an Austrian, or a Turk? Was he inflicted with
some loathsome disease? Was he a plague?
Had some false reputation preceded him into the community?
Had he a cantankerous disposition? Was he repulsive
in appearance? Was he mean, stingy? Was he
stupid, ignorant, uneducated, brainless? No,
personally he could not plead guilty of acquaintance
with any of the above disqualifications. Among
the archives of his past Ashcroft history he found
some tell-tale manuscripts, the contents of which
had never appealed to him until after the booby prize
episode. In plain English, he found written facts
which were as bold as the violation of Belgian neutrality.
Incidents which had seemed very commonplace and unworthy
of notice before, now loomed up on those pages and
presented themselves to him as giants of the utmost
importance. For instance, in looking up the records
connected with the forming of the Ashcroft Rinks he
found that he had not been consulted in the matter.
His name was missing from that interesting page of
Ashcroft history. However, when the time arrived
for the forming of a company to finance the erection
of the building, great interest was taken in his bank
account, and the promoters knocked very early one morning
at his door seeking endorsement to purchase shares
in the joint stock company which was about to be born.
At the meeting for the election of directors to take
charge of the affairs of the company he was again surrounded
by the same zero atmosphere. He was not even
nominated as a prospective member. His name had
never been suggested. He was never consulted when
anything serious was the point of debate. It
had not occurred to him to become incensed at this
frigid zone attitude on the part of his associates.
He had not been expecting any handout, so he was not
disappointed. He had been too much absorbed in
his own personal affairs, too much wrapped up in himself,
and could detect no grounds for offence. At the
annual election of officers for the Curlers, although
a member for ten years, it had never occurred to any
in the association to suggest his name as a probable
pillar for the upholding of the business portion of
the club. Again his presence was not suspected,
and he may as well have been in Iceland. Although
present incarnate, he was to all intent and purpose
only in the invisible spirit.