Squire used to admire her, and how he stopped his horse
and spoke with her by the wayside. The young
Squire had grown into an old man, but Mary always
remembered him as he was when he cantered through
the village on his croptailed roadster, and displayed
his brass buttons and his neat buckskins for the admiration
of the fisher-girls. No one knew how old Mary
was: she herself fixed her age at “about
a thousand,” but even those who believed in
her most regarded this estimate as exaggerated.
She always spoke of the Squire as being younger than
herself, and as she was still living when he was within
five years of one hundred, she must have been very
old indeed. Her chance allusions to past events
were startling. She could remember the talk of
her own grandmother, and when she repeated things
which she had heard as a child, it seemed as though
a dim light had been thrown on antiquity. She
liked to speak about a mysterious French privateer
that had landed men who “went and set up their
gob to old Mrs. Turnbull at the Bleakmoor Farm, and
tyok every loaf oot o’ the pantry;” but
no one could ever tell what privateer she meant.
She had heard about Bonaparte, and she remembered
when Big Meg, the village cannon, was brought down
to the cliff and planted ready for invaders.
Her grandmother had spoken often of the time when
all the men from the Ratcliffe property, away west,
had followed somebody that wanted to send the King
away, but Mary’s knowledge of this circumstance
was severely indefinite. The lads in the place
would have followed their Squire had he chosen to imitate
“Ratcliffe,” but the Squire of that day
was a quiet man who liked the notion of keeping his
head on his shoulders. Mary knew of one country
beyond England, and she conceived that Englishmen were
meant to thrash the inhabitants of that country on
all possible occasions: beyond this her knowledge
of Europe and the globe did not extend. Her function
in the village was that of story-teller, and her house
was a place of meeting for all the lads. She
taught aspiring youths to smoke, and this harmful
educational influence she supplemented by teaching
her pupils many wild stories of a ghostly character.
Her own sons had been four in number; one of them
survived as an old one-armed man; the others were
drowned. But when Mary got her little school of
listeners about her, she said it made her feel “as
if Tom and the other bairns were back agyen.”
Smart lads used to leave the village and come back
after many days with flat caps and earrings, and a
sailorly roll. Mary would say, “That should
be Harry’s Tommy, by the voice. Is that
so, hinny?” and when Harry’s Tommy answered
“Yes,” Mary would say, “Your awd
pipe’s on the top o’ the oven; sit thee
doon and give us your cracks.” Mary’s
pupils all had pipes which were kept on the oven-top
for them, and she was much distressed if she found
that anyone smoked a pipe belonging to a lad who had
been drowned. When the school gathered in the