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WEDDING PRESENTS.
All day long I had been possessed by that odd feeling that comes over one unaccountably at times, as of things being a little strange, interesting— somehow different, so that I was not at all surprised to find the Fairy Queen waiting for me when I entered my flat.
It was a warm evening and she sat perched on the tassel of the blind, lightly swaying to and fro in the tiny breeze that came dancing softly over the house-tops.
I saw her at once—one is always aware of the presence of the Fairy Queen.
I made my very best curtsey and she acknowledged it a little absent-mindedly.
“I want your advice this time,” she said.
I smiled and shook my head deprecatingly.
“But how ...?” I began.
“It’s about Margery and Max,” she continued.
I was much astonished.
“Margery and Max,” I echoed slowly. “But surely there’s no need to trouble about them. It’s a most delightful engagement. They’re blissfully happy. I saw Margery only yesterday ...”
“Oh, the engagement’s all right,” said the Queen. “As a matter of fact it was I who really arranged that affair. Of course they think they did it themselves—people always do—but it would never have come off without me. No, the trouble is I don’t know what to give them for a wedding present. You see I’m particularly fond of Margery; I’ve always taken a great interest in her, and I do want them to have something they’ll really like. But it’s so difficult. They have all the essential things already: youth, health, good fortune, love of course; and I can’t go giving them motor-cars and grandfather clocks and unimportant things of that kind. Now can I?”
I agreed. As it happened I was in a somewhat similar predicament myself, though from rather different causes.
“Can’t you think of anything?” she asked a little petulantly, evidently annoyed at my inadequacy. I shook my head.
“I can’t,” I said. “But why not find out from them? It’s often done. You might ask Margery what Max would like and then sound him about her.”
The Queen brightened up. “What a good idea!” she said. “I’ll go at once.” She’s very impulsive.
She was back again in half-an-hour, looking pleased and excited. Her cheeks were like pink rose-leaves.
“It’s all right about Max,” she said breathlessly. “Margery says the only thing he wants frightfully badly is a really smashing service. He’s rather bothered about his. So I shall order one for him at once. I’m very pleased; it seems such a suitable thing for a wedding present. People often give services, don’t they? And now I’ll go and find Max.” And she was off before I could utter a sound.
But this time when she returned it was evident that she had been less successful.