Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 8th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 54 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 8th, 1920.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 8th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 54 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 8th, 1920.

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WEDDING PRESENTS.

All day long I had been possessed by that odd feeling that comes over one unaccountably at times, as of things being a little strange, interesting—­ somehow different, so that I was not at all surprised to find the Fairy Queen waiting for me when I entered my flat.

It was a warm evening and she sat perched on the tassel of the blind, lightly swaying to and fro in the tiny breeze that came dancing softly over the house-tops.

I saw her at once—­one is always aware of the presence of the Fairy Queen.

I made my very best curtsey and she acknowledged it a little absent-mindedly.

I want your advice this time,” she said.

I smiled and shook my head deprecatingly.

“But how ...?” I began.

“It’s about Margery and Max,” she continued.

I was much astonished.

“Margery and Max,” I echoed slowly.  “But surely there’s no need to trouble about them.  It’s a most delightful engagement.  They’re blissfully happy.  I saw Margery only yesterday ...”

“Oh, the engagement’s all right,” said the Queen.  “As a matter of fact it was I who really arranged that affair.  Of course they think they did it themselves—­people always do—­but it would never have come off without me.  No, the trouble is I don’t know what to give them for a wedding present.  You see I’m particularly fond of Margery; I’ve always taken a great interest in her, and I do want them to have something they’ll really like.  But it’s so difficult.  They have all the essential things already:  youth, health, good fortune, love of course; and I can’t go giving them motor-cars and grandfather clocks and unimportant things of that kind.  Now can I?”

I agreed.  As it happened I was in a somewhat similar predicament myself, though from rather different causes.

“Can’t you think of anything?” she asked a little petulantly, evidently annoyed at my inadequacy.  I shook my head.

“I can’t,” I said.  “But why not find out from them?  It’s often done.  You might ask Margery what Max would like and then sound him about her.”

The Queen brightened up.  “What a good idea!” she said.  “I’ll go at once.”  She’s very impulsive.

She was back again in half-an-hour, looking pleased and excited.  Her cheeks were like pink rose-leaves.

“It’s all right about Max,” she said breathlessly.  “Margery says the only thing he wants frightfully badly is a really smashing service.  He’s rather bothered about his.  So I shall order one for him at once.  I’m very pleased; it seems such a suitable thing for a wedding present.  People often give services, don’t they?  And now I’ll go and find Max.”  And she was off before I could utter a sound.

But this time when she returned it was evident that she had been less successful.

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