“Ah, my dear little French monsieur, you should see it at supper-time, with the women, and the jewels, and the music.  There is nothing in France that can give you any idea of it, nothing!  The gayety — the champagne — and the jewels, monsieur, worth millions and millions of roubles!  Our women wear them all — everything they have.  They are decked like sacred shrines!  All the family jewels - from the very bottom of the caskets! it is magnificent, thoroughly Russian — Muscovite!  What am I saying?  It is Asiatic.  Monsieur, in the evening, at a fete, we are Asiatic.  Let me tell you something on the quiet.  You notice that this enormous dining ail is surrounded by those windowed balconies.  Each of those windows belongs to a separate private room.  Well, you see that window there? — yes, there — that is the room of a grand duke — yes, he’s the one I mean — a very gay grand duke.  Do you know, one evening when there was a great crowd here — families, monsieur, family parties, high-born families — the window of that particular balcony was thrown open, and a woman stark naked, as naked as my hand, monsieur, was dropped into the dining-hall and ran across it full-speed.  It was a wager, monsieur, a wager of the jolly grand duke’s, and the demoiselle won it.  But what a scandal!  Ah, don’t speak of it; that would be very bad form.  But — sufficiently Asiatic, eh?  Truly Asiatic.  And — something much more unfortunate - you see that table?  It happened the Russian New Year Eve, at supper.  All the beauty, the whole capital, was here.  Just at midnight the orchestra struck up the Bodje tsara krani* to inaugurate the joyful Russian New Year, and everybody stood up, according to custom, and listened in silence, as loyal subjects should.  Well, at that table, accompanying his family, there was a young student, a fine fellow, very correct, and in uniform.  This unhappy young student, who had risen like everybody else, to listen to the Bodje tsara krani, inadvertently placed his knee on a chair.  Truly that is not a correct attitude, monsieur, but really it was no reason for killing him, was it now?  Certainly not.  Well, a brute in uniform, an officer quite immaculately gotten-up, drew a revolver from his pocket and discharged it at the student point-blank.  You can imagine the scandal, for the student was dead!  There were Paris journalists there, besides, who had never been there before, you see!  Monsieur Gaston Leroux was at that very table.  What a scandal!  They had a regular battle.  They broke carafes over the head of the assassin — for he was neither more nor less than an assassin, a drinker of blood — an Asiatic.  They picked up the assassin, who was bleeding all over, and carried him off to look after him.  As to the dead man, he lay stretched out there under a table-cloth, waiting for the police — and those at the tables went on with their drinking.  Isn’t that Asiatic enough for you?  Here, a naked woman; there, a corpse!  And the jewels — and the champagne!  What do you say to that?” ___________________________________________________________________