The Egoist eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 707 pages of information about The Egoist.

The Egoist eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 707 pages of information about The Egoist.
pull at.  Know one Frenchman and you know France.  I have had Dehors under my eye two years, and I can mount his enthusiasm at a word.  He took hommes d’esprit to denote men of letters.  Frenchmen have destroyed their nobility, so, for the sake of excitement, they put up the literary man—­not to worship him; that they can’t do; it’s to put themselves in a state of effervescence.  They will not have real greatness above them, so they have sham.  That they may justly call it equality, perhaps!  Ay, for all your shake of the head, my good Vernon!  You see, human nature comes round again, try as we may to upset it, and the French only differ from us in wading through blood to discover that they are at their old trick once more; ’I am your equal, sir, your born equal.  Oh! you are a man of letters?  Allow me to be in a bubble about you!’ Yes, Vernon, and I believe the fellow looks up to you as the head of the establishment.  I am not jealous.  Provided he attends to his functions!  There’s a French philosopher who’s for naming the days of the year after the birthdays of French men of letters.  Voltaire-day, Rousseau-day, Racine-day, so on.  Perhaps Vernon will inform us who takes April 1st.”

“A few trifling errors are of no consequence when you are in the vein of satire,” said Vernon.  “Be satisfied with knowing a nation in the person of a cook.”

“They may be reading us English off in a jockey!” said Dr. Middleton.  “I believe that jockeys are the exchange we make for cooks; and our neighbours do not get the best of the bargain.”

“No; but, my dear good Vernon, it’s nonsensical,” said Sir Willoughby; “why be bawling every day the name of men of letters?”

“Philosophers.”

“Well, philosophers.”

“Of all countries and times.  And they are the benefactors of humanity.”

“Bene—!” Sir Willoughby’s derisive laugh broke the word.  “There’s a pretension in all that, irreconcilable with English sound sense.  Surely you see it?”

“We might,” said Vernon, “if you like, give alternative titles to the days, or have alternating days, devoted to our great families that performed meritorious deeds upon such a day.”

The rebel Clara, delighting in his banter, was heard:  “Can we furnish sufficient?”

“A poet or two could help us.”

“Perhaps a statesman,” she suggested.

“A pugilist, if wanted.”

“For blowy days,” observed Dr. Middleton, and hastily in penitence picked up the conversation he had unintentionally prostrated, with a general remark on new-fangled notions, and a word aside to Vernon; which created the blissful suspicion in Clara that her father was indisposed to second Sir Willoughby’s opinions even when sharing them.

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