strangely impressed by the report, and the printing
of his name in the newspapers. He thought over
it for several months, when, coming to his title and
heritage, he sent Lieutenant Crossjay Patterne a cheque
for a sum of money amounting to the gallant fellow’s
pay per annum, at the same time showing his acquaintance
with the first, or chemical, principles of generosity,
in the remark to friends at home, that “blood
is thicker than water”. The man is a Marine,
but he is a Patterne. How any Patterne should
have drifted into the Marines, is of the order of
questions which are senselessly asked of the great
dispensary. In the complimentary letter accompanying
his cheque, the lieutenant was invited to present
himself at the ancestral Hall, when convenient to
him, and he was assured that he had given his relative
and friend a taste for a soldier’s life.
Young Sir Willoughby was fond of talking of his “military
namesake and distant cousin, young Patterne—the
Marine”. It was funny; and not less laughable
was the description of his namesake’s deed of
valour: with the rescued British sailor inebriate,
and the hauling off to captivity of the three braves
of the black dragon on a yellow ground, and the tying
of them together back to back by their pigtails, and
driving of them into our lines upon a newly devised
dying-top style of march that inclined to the oblique,
like the astonished six eyes of the celestial prisoners,
for straight they could not go. The humour of
gentlemen at home is always highly excited by such
cool feats. We are a small island, but you see
what we do. The ladies at the Hall, Sir Willoughby’s
mother, and his aunts Eleanor and Isabel, were more
affected than he by the circumstance of their having
a Patterne in the Marines. But how then!
We English have ducal blood in business: we have,
genealogists tell us, royal blood in common trades.
For all our pride we are a queer people; and you may
be ordering butcher’s meat of a Tudor, sitting
on the cane-bottom chairs of a Plantagenet. By
and by you may . . . but cherish your reverence.
Young Willoughby made a kind of shock-head or football
hero of his gallant distant cousin, and wondered occasionally
that the fellow had been content to dispatch a letter
of effusive thanks without availing himself of the
invitation to partake of the hospitalities of Patterne.
He was one afternoon parading between showers on the stately garden terrace of the Hall, in company with his affianced, the beautiful and dashing Constantia Durham, followed by knots of ladies and gentlemen vowed to fresh air before dinner, while it was to be had. Chancing with his usual happy fortune (we call these things dealt to us out of the great hidden dispensary, chance) to glance up the avenue of limes, as he was in the act of turning on his heel at the end of the terrace, and it should be added, discoursing with passion’s privilege of the passion of love to Miss Durham, Sir Willoughby, who was anything but