has been taken advantage of to slander the friends
of popular rights; and I am happy to observe, that
as far as the circle of my observation and information
extends, every body has lost sight of them, and views
the abstract attempt on their natural and constitutional
rights in all its nakedness. I have never heard,
or heard of, a single expression or opinion which
did not condemn it as an inexcusable aggression.
And with respect to the transactions against the excise
law, it appears to me that you are all swept away
in the torrent of governmental opinions, or that we
do not know what these transactions have been.
We know of none which, according to the definitions
of the law, have been any thing more than riotous.
There was indeed a meeting to consult about a separation.
But to consult on a question does not amount to a
determination of that question in the affirmative,
still less to the acting on such a determination:
but we shall see, I suppose, what the court lawyers,
and courtly judges, and would-be ambassadors will
make of it. The excise law is an infernal one.
The first error was to admit it by the constitution;
the second, to act on that admission; the third and
last will be, to make it the instrument of dismembering
the Union, and setting us all afloat to choose what
part of it we will adhere to. The information
of our militia, returned from the westward, is uniform,
that though the people there let them pass quietly,
they were objects of their laughter, not of their fear;
that one thousand men could have cut off their whole
force in a thousand places of the Allegany; that their
detestation of the excise law is universal, and has
now associated to it a detestation of the government;
and that separation which perhaps was a very distant
and problematical event, is now near, and certain,
and determined in the mind of every man. I expected
to have seen some justification of arming one part
of the society against another; of declaring a civil
war the moment before the meeting of that body which
has the sole right of declaring war; of being so patient
of the kicks and scoffs of our enemies, and rising
at a feather against our friends; of adding a million
to the public debt and deriding us with recommendations
to pay it if we can, &c. &c. But the part of
the speech which was to be taken as a justification
of the armament, reminded me of Parson Saunders’s
demonstration why minus into minus makes plus.
After a parcel of shreds of stuff from AEsop’s
fables and Tom Thumb, he jumps all at once into his
ergo, minus multiplied into minus makes phis.
Just so the fifteen thousand men enter after the fables,
in the speech.