From Spa and Shore.

GROGTOWN.—­All available accommodation has been monopolised by Glasborough visitors, among whom this resort is becoming more alarmingly popular every year.  Sixty charabancs arrived on Monday and the Riot Act was read several times before the passengers could be induced to desist from their badinage of the residents, most of whom have since retired behind the wire-entanglements at Kelrose.  The municipal orchestra was subjected to a brisk fusillade of rock-cakes on Saturday night; the conductor and several of the instrumentalists suffered contusions, and their performances have since been discontinued.  This has not unnaturally given rise to a certain amount of dissatisfaction amongst the visitors, but otherwise there has been no recrudescence of rioting.  A company of the Caithness Highlanders, with machine-guns, are now encamped on the links, and sunshine is all that is needed to complete the success of the season.

KEGNESS.—­On Tuesday the Mayor presented a jar of whisky, fifty years old, to the winning charabanc team in the bottle-throwing competition, and the subsequent scenes afforded much diversion.  A notable feature at present is a large whale, which was washed ashore in a gale about six months ago.  The oldest inhabitants declare that they have never known anything like it, and it is certainly an unforgettable experience to be anywhere within a mile of this apparently immovable derelict.  Excursions to all surrounding places out of nose-shot are extremely popular, and the beach is practically deserted save by a few juvenile natives engaged in the blubber industry.

Mudhall Spa.—­Without the least reflection on chalybeates and the rest, it must be allowed that the most popular beverage in Mudhall at present is that which draws its virtue from a cereal and not a mineral source.  Hilarity is rife at all hours, and the effort to enlist a body of local volunteers to control the exuberance of anti-Sabbatarian “charabankers” is meeting with unexpected support.  The casualties in the daily collisions between the Hydropathic League and the Anti-Pussy-Foot-Guards are steadily increasing and now compare favourably with those of any other Midland health-resort.

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“A Boylston (Massachusetts) farm labourer is said to havt bees identified as one of the heirs to a L400,000 estate at Dundte, for whom starches have betn made for years, but nothing is known at Dundee of such an estate.”—­Daily Paper.

But this lucid paragraph should help to clear up the mystery.

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Among the pedestals.

The rumour that a number of London’s statues are to be moved to make room for new has caused many a marble heart to beat faster; and on making a round of calls I gathered that Sir Alfred MOND has few friends in stone or bronze circles.  Not the least uneasy is George IV. in Trafalgar Square.  Uneasiness of body he has always known, riding there for ever without any stirrups; but now his mind is uneasy too.  “If they take Father from Cockspur Street,” he argued very naturally, “why not me?”