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“Everyone sending clothes to a laundry should mark them plainly so that they can be easily recognised,” advises a weekly journal.  It is nice to know that should an article not come back again you will be able to assure yourself that it was yours.

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At the present moment, we read, dogs are being imported in large numbers.  It should be pointed out, however, that dachshunds are still sold in lengths.

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A contemporary complains of the high cost of running a motor-car to-day.  It is not so much the high price of petrol, we gather, as the rising cost of pedestrian.

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The police, while investigating a case of burglary in a railway buffet, discovered a bent crowbar.  This seems to prove that the thieves tried to break into a railway sandwich.

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Mexican rebels have been ordered to stop indiscriminate shooting.  It is feared that the supply of Presidential Candidates is in danger of running out.

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“A Manchester octogenarian has just married a woman of eighty-six,” says a news item.  It should be pointed out, however, that he obtained her parents’ consent.

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“Although the old penny bun is now sold for twopence or even threepence it contains three times the number of currants,” announces an evening paper.  This should mean three currants in each bun.

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A parrot belonging to a bargee escaped near Atherstone in Warwickshire last week and has not yet been recaptured.  We understand that all children under fourteen living in the neighbourhood are being kept indoors, whilst local golfers have been sent out to act as decoys.

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It is announced that a baby born in Ramsgate on August 6th is to be christened “Geddes.”  We are given to understand that the news has not yet been broken to the unfortunate infant.

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[Illustration:  Exasperated Partner. “Look here—­don’t you ever get your service into the right Court?”

Partner. “No, as A matter of fact I don’t.  But it would be absolutely UNPLAYABLE if I did.”]

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The result of A Leap-year.

    “Bishop ——­ says he will not be able to consider any more proposals
    for engagements till after the summer of 1921.”—­Local Paper.

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An echo from BISLEY.—­A musical correspondent writes to point out that sol-faists have an unfair advantage in the running-deer competition, because they are always practising with a “movable Doh.”

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