An’ Fox he whipped
her up,
An’
pit her in his bag,
An’ off he started
all alone,
Him and
his little dag.
All day he tracked the
wood
Up hill
an’ down again;
An’ wid him, shmotherin’
in the bag,
The little
small Rid Hin.
Sorra a know she knowed
Awhere she
was that day;
Says she, “I’m
biled an’ ate up, shure
An’
what’ll be to pay?”
Thin she betho’t
hersel’,
An’
tuk her schissors out,
An’ shnipped a
big hole in the bag,
So she could
look about.
An’ ’fore
ould Fox could think
She lept
right out—she did,
An’ thin picked
up a great big shtone,
An’
popped it in instid.
An’ thin she rins
off home,
Her outside
door she locks;
Thinks she, “You
see you don’t have me,
You crafty,
shly ould Fox.”
An’ Fox he tugged
away
Wid the
great big hivy shtone,
Thimpin’ his shoulders
very bad
As he wint
in alone.
An’ whin he came
in sight
O’
his great din o’ rocks,
Jist watchin’
for him at the door
He shpied
ould mither Fox.
“Have ye the pot
a-bilin’?”
Says he
to ould Fox thin;
“Shure an’
it is, me child,” says she;
“Have
ye the small Rid Hin?”
“Yes, jist here
in me bag,
As shure
as I shtand here;
Open the lid till I
pit her in:
Open it—nivir
fear.”
So the rashkill cut
the shtring,
An’
hild the big bag over;
“Now when I shake
it in,” says he,
“Do
ye pit on the cover.”
“Yis, that I will”;
an’ thin
The shtone
wint in wid a dash,
An’ the pot o’
bilin’ wather
Came over
them ker-splash.
An’ schalted ’em
both to death,
So they
couldn’t brathe no more;
An’ the little
small Rid Hin lived safe,
Jist where
she lived before.
THE STORY OF EPAMINONDAS AND HIS AUNTIE[19]
Epaminondas used to go to see his Auntie ’most every day, and she nearly always gave him something to take home to his Mammy.
One day she gave him a big piece of cake; nice, yellow, rich gold-cake.
Epaminondas took it in his fist and held it all crunched up tight, like this, and came along home. By the time he got home there wasn’t anything left but a fistful of crumbs. His Mammy said,—
“What you got there, Epaminondas?”
“Cake, Mammy,” said Epaminondas.
“Cake!” said his Mammy. “Epaminondas, you ain’t got the sense you was born with! That’s no way to carry cake. The way to carry cake is to wrap it all up nice in some leaves and put it in your hat, and put your hat on your head, and come along home. You hear me, Epaminondas?”