Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 7th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 7th, 1920.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 7th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 49 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 7th, 1920.

Mr. BONAR LAW shattered two elaborately-constructed mare’s-nests when he announced that the appointment of a British Ambassador to Berlin was made in pursuance of an agreement arrived at in Boulogne on the initiative of the French Government, and that Lord D’ABERNON’S name was suggested by the FOREIGN SECRETARY.  I am not betraying any confidence when I add that it will be no part of Lord D’ABERNON’S new duties to establish a Liquor Control Board on the Spree.

The Overseas Trade (Credits and Insurance) Bill was skilfully piloted through its Second Reading by Mr. BRIDGEMAN.  The House was much pleased to hear that only nine officials would be required to administer the twenty-six millions involved, and that their salaries would not exceed seven thousand pounds a year—­although two of them were messengers.

But this temporary zeal for economy quickly evaporated when the Pre-War Pensions Bill made its appearance.  Member after Member got up to urge the extension of the Bill to this or that deserving class, until Sir L. WORTHINGTON-EVANS pointed out that, if their demands were acceded to, the Bill, instead of costing some two millions a year, would involve three or four times that amount.

Wednesday, June 30th.—­The Lords discussed, in whispers suitable to the occasion, the Official Secrets Bill.  As originally drawn it provided that any person retaining without lawful authority any official document should be guilty of a misdemeanour.  But, thanks to the vigilance of Lords BURNHAM and RIDDELL, this clause, under which every editor in Fleet Street might have found himself in Holloway, was appreciably softened.  Even so, the pursuit of “stunts” and “scoops” will be a decidedly hazardous occupation.

The Press Lords were again on the alert when the Rents Bill came on, and objected to a clause giving the LORD CHANCELLOR power to order proceedings under the measure to be held in private.  This time the LORD CHANCELLOR was less pliant, and plainly suggested that the newspapers were actuated in this matter by regard for their circulations.  Does he really suppose that the disputes of landlords and tenants will supply such popular “copy” as to crowd out the confessions of Cabinet Ministers?

[Illustration:  HALF MEASURES.

SIR ROBERT HORNE, PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF TRADE, AND SIR ERIC GEDDES, MINISTER OF TRANSPORT (speaking together).  “That’s a rummy get-up.  But perhaps he couldn’t afford anything better.”]

Constant cross-examination on the Amritsar affair, involving the necessity of framing polite replies to thinly-veiled suggestions that MONTAGU rhymes with O’DWYER, is making the SECRETARY OF STATE FOR INDIA a little restive.  The tone in which he expressed his hope that the promised debate would not be much longer delayed distinctly suggested that his critics would then be “for it.”

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