“Furthermore, Mr. Parker, you must bear this fact in mind:  The country at large is not interested in the problem of Oriental immigration.  It hasn’t thought about it; it doesn’t know anything about it except what the Japs have told it, and a Jap is the greatest natural-born liar and purveyor of half-truths and sugar-coated misinformation this world has known.”

“Easy, old timer!” Don Mike soothed, laying his hand on Conway’s shoulder.  “Don’t let your angry passions rise.”

Conway grinned.

“I always fly into a rage when I get talking about Japs,” he explained deprecatingly to the ladies.  “And it’s such a helpless, hopeless rage.  There’s no outlet for it.  You see,” he began all over again, “the dratted Jap propagandist is so smart—­he’s so cunning that he has capitalized the fact that California was the first state to protest against the Japanese invasion.  He has made the entire country believe that this is a dirty little local squabble of no consequence to our country at large.  He keeps the attention of forty-seven states on California while he quietly proceeds to colonize Oregon, Washington, and parts of Utah.  Lately he has passed blithely over the hot, lava-strewn, and fairly non-irrigated state of Arizona to the more fertile agricultural lands of Texas.  And yet a couple of hundred prize boobs in Congress talk sagely about an amicable settlement of the Jap problem in California!  When they want information, they consult the Japanese ambassador!”

“But why,” Kay ventured to ask, “do the Japanese not acquire agricultural lands in the Middle West?  There are no restrictions in those states in the matter of outright purchases of land, and surely the soil is fertile enough to suit the most exacting Jap.”

“Ah, young lady,” Bill Conway boomed.  “I’m glad you asked me that question.  The Jap is a product of the temperate zone; he does not take kindly to extremes of heat and cold.  Unlike the white man he cannot stand such extremes and function with efficiency.  That’s why the extreme northern part of Japan, which is very cold in winter, is so sparsely populated, although excellent agricultural land.  Why freeze to death up there when, by merely following the Japan Current as it laves the west coast of North America from British Columbia down, one can, in a pinch, dispense with an overcoat in January?”

“Enough of this anti-Japanese propaganda of yours, Senor Conway,” Don Mike interrupted.  “Our friends here haven’t listened to anything else since I got home last night.  Mr. Parker, being quite ignorant of the real issue, has, of course, fallen under the popular delusion; and I’ve been trying my best to lead him to the mourner’s bench, to convince him that when he acquires the Rancho Palomar—­which, by the way, will not be for at least a year, now that I’ve turned up to nullify his judgment of foreclosure—­that it will be a far more patriotic action on his part, even if less profitable, to colonize the San Gregorio with white men instead of Japs.  In fact, Mr. Parker, I wouldn’t be surprised if you should succeed in putting through a very profitable deal with the state of California to colonize the valley with ex-soldiers.”