The Professor now thought he would try them with something out-of-doors, and proposed a walk to the Botanical Gardens, which was met with ’Don’t you think it’s rather hot for a walk?  Besides, to tell the truth, one garden is very much like another.’  ‘But these are very large,’ persisted the Professor; ’not scientific gardens like Kew, but capital places to walk and sit about in.  There are a number of flowers there, too, which you cannot see at home.’  Oxonian No. 2, however, came to the breach:  ’We bought a lot of flowers at a shop in Collins Street yesterday, and we are going to send a hamper of ferns home; so that if you won’t think it uncivil of us to refuse your kindness, we won’t take up your time by going so far.’

Although somewhat abashed, the Professor thought of several other ‘lions’ which they might like to see, but was invariably met with the same polite refusal, till at last he gave it up as a bad job, and turned the conversation to general subjects.  They had taken up their hats, and were saying good-bye.  The Professor, who is a kind-hearted man, and was really anxious to be of service to the two friends, felt quite vexed with himself that he could do nothing more than ask them to dine.  So, just as they were parting with the usual mutual expressions of goodwill, he asked in a despondent, almost prayerful tone:  ’Are you quite sure there is; nothing I can do for you?  Pray make use of me if you can, and I shall be only too delighted.’  The reply was in a rather nervous voice from the younger man, who blushed as he asked the favour:  ’Do you know anyone who has got a lawn-tennis court?  We should so awfully like to have a game.’

The Professor introduced them to the head and to some of the undergraduates of the affiliated colleges close by, and heard very little more of them till they came to dinner with him a fortnight later, the day before they were to leave Melbourne.  The conversation at dinner turned of course upon what they had seen during their visit, with which they declared themselves immensely pleased.  But when asked as to the things which had most impressed them, it came out that Sundays were the only days they had gone out of the town; that they had not been to see a public institution or building, except their bank and the theatres.  ‘Surely you can’t have spent all your time at the club,’ said the Professor, ’though there is a capital library there; and, by the way, did you ever play tennis at Ormond College?’ And then came the reply from both at once.  It turned out that they had been to Ormond College to play tennis twice a day, except when they stopped lunch there.  And then followed a technical description of the college tennis-courts, the Australian play, etc., etc.

But the cream of the story is not yet reached.  The young men were to leave the next day for Japan, and the Professor waxed enthusiastic over the delights in store for them in that land of the morning.  He quoted anecdotes and passages from Miss Bird’s book, and repeated more than once that he envied them their trip.  ‘Well, yes, you know,’ said the eldest, ’we’ve got several introductions; and I hear there are lots of English in Tokio, so that we are sure to get plenty of tennis.’