verily think that mine owne horse (if there were any
natural conscience or knowledge in brute beasts) would
take pitty on me, and profer me lodging for that night:
but it chanced far otherwise. For see, my horse
and the asse as it were consented together to work
my harm, and fearing lest I should eat up their provender,
would in no wise suffer me to come nigh the manger,
but kicked me with their heels from their meat, which
I my self gave them the night before. Then I
being thus handled by them, and driven away, got me
into a corner of the stable, where while I remembred
their uncurtesie, and how on the morrow I should return
to Lucius by the help of a Rose, when as I thought
to revenge my selfe of myne owne horse, I fortuned
to espy in the middle of a pillar sustaining the rafters
of the stable the image of the goddesse Hippone, which
was garnished and decked round about with faire and
fresh roses: then in hope of present remedy,
I leaped up with my fore feet as high as I could, stretching
out my neck, and with my lips coveting to snatch some
roses. But in an evill houre I did go about that
enterprise, for behold the boy to whom I gave charge
of my horse, came presently in, and finding me climbing
upon the pillar, ranne fretting towards me and said,
How long shall wee suffer this wild Asse, that doth
not onely eat up his fellowes meat, but also would
spoyl the images of the gods? Why doe I not kill
this lame theefe and weake wretch. And therewithall
looking about for some cudgel, hee espied where lay
a fagot of wood, and chusing out a crabbed truncheon
of the biggest hee could finde, did never cease beating
of mee poore wretch, until such time as by great noyse
and rumbling, hee heard the doores of the house burst
open, and the neighbours crying in most lamentable
sort, which enforced him being stricken in feare, to
fly his way. And by and by a troupe of theeves
entred in, and kept every part and corner of the house
with weapons. And as men resorted to aid and
help them which were within the doores, the theeves
resisted and kept them back, for every man was armed
with a sword and target in his hand, the glimpses
whereof did yeeld out such light as if it had bin day.
Then they brake open a great chest with double locks
and bolts, wherein was layd all the treasure of Milo,
and ransackt the same: which when they had done
they packed it up and gave every man a portion to carry:
but when they had more than they could beare away,
yet were they loth to leave any behind, but came into
the stable, and took us two poore asses and my horse,
and laded us with greater trusses than wee were able
to beare. And when we were out of the house,
they followed us with great staves, and willed one
of their fellows to tarry behind, and bring them tydings
what was done concerning the robbery: and so they
beat us forward over great hils out of the way.
But I, what with my heavy burden and long journy,
did nothing differ from a dead asse: wherfore
I determined with my self to seek some civil remedy,