There I stop, not to ‘fret’ you beyond measure. Besides, now that you Czars of the ‘Athenaeum’ have set your Faradays on us, ukase and knout, what Pole, in the deepest of the brain, would dare to have a thought on the subject? Now that Professor Faraday has ‘condescended,’ as the ‘Literary Gazette’ affectingly puts it (and the condescension is sufficiently obvious in the letter—’how we stoop!’)—now that Professor Faraday has condescended to explain the whole question—which had offered some difficulty, it is admitted, to ’hundreds of intelligent men, including five or six eminent men of science,’ in Paris, and, we may add, to thousands of unintelligent men elsewhere, including the eminent correspondent of the ’Literary Gazette’—let us all be silent for evermore. For my part, I won’t say that Lord Bacon would have explained any question to a child even without feeling it to be an act of condescension. I won’t hint under my breath that Lord Bacon reverenced every fact as a footstep of Deity, and stooped to pick up every rough, ungainly stone of a fact, though it were likely to tear and deform the smooth wallet of a theory. I, for my part, belong, you know, not to the ‘eminent men of science,’ nor even to the ‘intelligent men,’ but simply to the women, children (and poets?), and if we happen to see with our eyes a table lifted from the floor without the touch of a finger or foot, let no dog of us bark—much less a puppy-dog! The famous letter holds us gagged. What it does not hold is the facts; but, en revanche, the writer and his abettors know the secret of being invincible—which is, not to fight. My child proposed a donkey-race yesterday, the condition being that he should ride first. Somebody, told me once that when Miss Martineau has spoken eloquently on one side of a question, she drops her ear-trumpet to give the opportunity to her adversary. Most controversies, to do justice to the world, are conducted on the same plan and terms.