March 21st. A fellow in our bay asked last night how much an admiral’s pay was a month and when we told him he yawned, turned over on his side and said, “Not enough.”  He added that he could pick up that much at a first-class parade any time.  We all tightened our wrist watches.  Been blinking at the blinker all evening.  Can’t make much sense out of it.  The bloomin’ thing is always two blinks ahead of me.  It’s all very nice, I dare say, but I’d much rather get my messages on scented paper.  I got one to-day.  She called me her “Great, big, cute little sailor boy.”  Those were her exact words.  How clever she is.  I’m going to marry her just as soon as I’m a junior lieutenant.  She’ll wait a year, anyway.

March 22d. I made up verses to myself in my hammock last night.  Perhaps I’ll send some of them to the camp paper.  It would be nice to see your stuff in print.  Here’s one of the poems: 

   THE UNREGENERATE SAILOR MAN

   I

   I take my booze
   In my overshoes;
   I’m fond of the taste of rubber;
   I oil my hair
   With the grease of bear
   Or else with a bull whale’s blubber.

   II

   My dusky wife
   Was a source of strife,
   So I left her in Singapore
   And sailed away
   At the break of day—­
   Since then I have widowed four.

   III

   Avast!  Belay,
   And alack-a-day
   That I gazed in the eyes of beauty. 
   For in devious ways
   Their innocent gaze
   Has caused me much extra duty.

   IV

   I never get past
   The jolly old mast,
   The skipper and I are quite chummy;
   He knows me by sight
   When I’m sober or tight
   And calls me a “wicked old rummy.”

A sort of sweetheart-in-every-port type I intend to make him—­a seafaring man of the old school such as I suppose some of the six-stripers around here were.  I don’t imagine it was very difficult to get a good conduct record in the old days, because from all the tales I’ve heard from this source and that, a sailor-man who did not too openly boast of being a bigamist and who limited his homicidical inclinations to half a dozen foreigners when on shore leave, was considered a highly respectable character.  Perhaps this is not at all true and I for one can hardly believe it when I look at the virtuous and impeccable exteriors of the few remaining representatives with whom I have come in contact.  However, any one has my permission to ask them if it is true or not, should they care to find out for themselves.  I refuse to be held responsible though.  I think I shall send this poem to the paper soon.

It must be wonderful to get your poems in print.  All my friends would be so proud to know me.  I wonder if the editors are well disposed, God-fearing men.

[Illustration:  “LIBERTY PARTY”]

From all I hear they must be a hard lot.  Probably they’ll be nice to me because of my connections.  I know so many bartenders.  Next week I rate liberty!  Ah, little book, I wonder what these pages will contain when I come back.  I hate to think.  New York, you know, is such an interesting place.