“Pote Tate,” he remarked, solemnly, “seein’ that you haven’t ever been brought in very close touch with deep-water sailors, and don’t know what they’ve had to contend with, and how their dispositions get warped, and not knowin’ my private opinion of men-grown potes, you’ve set here day by day and haven’t realized the chances you’ve been takin’.  Just one ordinary back-handed wallop, such as would only tickle a Portygee sailor, would mean wreaths and a harp for you!  Thank God, I haven’t ever forgot myself, not yet.  Lay that pome back, and tie them covers together with a hard knot.”

The Cap’n’s ominous calm, his evident effort to repress even a loud tone, troubled Poet Tate more than violence would have done.  He took himself and his portfolio away.  As he licked his stamps in the post-office he privately confided to the postmistress his conviction that Cap’n Sproul was not exactly in his right mind at all times, thus unconsciously reciprocating certain sentiments of his chairman regarding the secretary’s sanity.

“I don’t think I’ll go back to the office,” said Mr. Tate.  “I have written all my letters.  All those that come here in printed envelopes for Captain Sproul I will take, as secretary.”

At the end of another ten days, and on the eve of the centennial, Mr. Tate had made an interesting discovery.  It was to the effect that although genius in the higher altitudes is not easily come at, and responds by courteous declinations and regrets, genius in the lower levels is still desirous of advertising and an opportunity to shine, and can be cajoled by promise of refunded expenses and lavish entertainment as guest of the municipality.

The last batch of letters of invitation, distributed among those lower levels of notability, elicited the most interesting autograph letters of all; eleven notables accepted the invitation to deliver the oration of the day; a dozen or so announced that they would be present and speak on topics connected with the times, and one and all assured Captain Aaron Sproul that they thoroughly appreciated his courtesy, and looked forward to a meeting with much pleasure, and trusted, etc., etc.

Poet Tate, mild, diffident, unpractical Poet Tate, who in all his life had never been called upon to face a crisis, did not face this one.

The bare notion of going to Cap’n Aaron Sproul and confessing made his brain reel.  The memory of the look in the Cap’n’s eyes, evoked by so innocent a proposition as the reading of six thousand lines of poetry to him, made Mr. Tate’s fluttering heart bang against his ribs.  Even when he sat down to write a letter, making the confession, his teeth chattered and his pen danced drunkenly.  It made him so faint, even to put the words on paper, that he flung his pen away.

A more resourceful man, a man with something in his head besides dreams, might have headed off the notables.  But in his panic Poet Tate became merely a frightened child with the single impulse to flee from the mischief he had caused.  With his poem padding his thin chest, he crept out of his father’s house in the night preceding the great day, and the blackness swallowed him up.  Uneasy urchins in the distant village were already popping the first firecrackers of the celebration.  Poet Tate groaned, and fled.