and me (if they and we live so long) will be
that the Miss Moores and Miss Byrons will present
us with a great variety of grandchildren by different
fathers.
“Pray, where did
you get hold of Goethe’s Florentine
husband-killing story?
Upon such matters, in general, I may say,
with Beau Clincher,
in reply to Errand’s wife—
“‘Oh the villain, he hath murdered my poor Timothy!’
“’Clincher.
Damn your Timothy!—I tell you, woman, your
husband
has murdered me—he
has carried away my fine jubilee clothes.’
“So Bowles has been telling a story, too (’tis in the Quarterly), about the woods of ‘Madeira,’ and so forth. I shall be at Bowles again, if he is not quiet. He mis-states, or mistakes, in a point or two. The paper is finished, and so is the letter.
“Yours,” &c.
* * * * *
LETTER 393. TO MR. MURRAY.
“Ravenna, 9bre 9 deg., 1820.
“The talent you approve of is an amiable one, and might prove a ‘national service,’ but unfortunately I must be angry with a man before I draw his real portrait; and I can’t deal in ‘generals,’ so that I trust never to have provocation enough to make a Gallery. If ‘the parson’ had not by many little dirty sneaking traits provoked it, I should have been silent, though I had observed him. Here follows an alteration: put—
Devil
with such delight in damning,
That
if at the resurrection
Unto
him the free election
Of
his future could be given,
’Twould
be rather Hell than Heaven;
that is to say, if these two new lines do not too much lengthen out and weaken the amiability of the original thought and expression. You have a discretionary power about showing. I should think that Croker would not disrelish a sight of these light little humorous things, and may be indulged now and then.
“Why, I do like one or two vices, to be sure; but I can back a horse and fire a pistol ‘without thinking or blinking’ like Major Sturgeon; I have fed at times for two months together on sheer biscuit and water (without metaphor); I can get over seventy or eighty miles a day riding post, and swim five at a stretch, as at Venice, in 1818, or at least I could do, and have done it ONCE.
“I know Henry Matthews: he is the image, to the very voice, of his brother Charles, only darker—his laugh his in particular. The first time I ever met him was in Scrope Davies’s rooms after his brother’s death, and I nearly dropped, thinking that it was his ghost. I have also dined with him in his rooms at King’s College. Hobhouse once purposed a similar Memoir; but I am afraid that the letters of Charles’s