to one street out of five, which compose this ancient
metropolis. Meantime, it is most instructive to
hear the secret account of those causes which set
in motion this unprincipled rebellion. For it
will thus be seen how hopeless it is, under the present
idolatrous superstition of Ceylon, to think of any
attachment in the people, by means of good government,
just laws, agriculture promoted, or commerce created.
More stress will be laid, by the Ceylonese, on our
worshipping a carious tooth two inches long, ascribed
to the god Buddha, (but by some to an ourang-outang,)
than to every mode of equity, good faith, or kindness.
It seems that the Kandyans and we reciprocally misunderstood
the ranks, orders, precedencies, titular distinctions,
and external honours attached to them in our several
nations. But none are so deaf as those that have
no mind to hear. And we suspect that our honest
fellows of the 19th Regiment, whose comrades had been
murdered in their beds by the cursed Kandyan “nobles,”
neither did nor would understand the claim of such
assassins to military salutes, to the presenting of
arms, or to the turning out of the guard. Here,
it is said, began the ill-blood, and also on the claim
of the Buddhist priests to similar honours. To
say the simple truth, these soldiers ought not to
have been expected to show respect towards the murderers
of their brethren. The priests, with their shaven
crowns and yellow robes, were objects of mere mockery
to the British soldier. “Not to have been
kicked,” it should have been said, “is
gain; not to have been cudgeled, is for you a ground
of endless gratitude. Look not for salutes; dream
not of honours.” For our own part—again
we say it—let the government look a-head
for endless insurrections. We tax not the rulers
of Ceylon with having caused the insurrections.
We hold them blameless on that head; for a people
so fickle and so unprincipled will never want such
matter for rebellion as would be suspected, least of
all, by a wise and benevolent man. But we do
tax the local government with having ministered to
the possibility of rebellion. We British have
not sowed the ends and objects of conspiracies; but
undoubtedly, by our lax administration, we have sowed
the means of conspiracies. We must not
transfer to a Pagan island our own mild code of penal
laws: the subtle savage will first become capable
of these, when he becomes capable of Christianity.
And to this we must now bend our attention. Government
must make no more offerings of musical clocks to the
Pagan temples; for such propitiations are understood
by the people to mean—that we admit their
god to be naturally stronger than ours. Any mode
or measure of excellence but that of power, they understand
not, as applying to a deity. Neither must our
government any longer wink at such monstrous practices
as that of children ejecting their dying parents,
in their last struggles, from the shelter of their
own roofs, on the plea that death would pollute their