[Footnote 100: This passage of the Journal has already appeared in my Life of Sheridan.]
[Footnote 101: These names are all left blank in the original.]
[Footnote 102: Of this strange, wild poem, which extends to about two hundred and fifty lines, the only copy that Lord Byron, I believe, ever wrote, he presented to Lord Holland. Though with a good deal of vigour and imagination, it is, for the most part, rather clumsily executed, wanting the point and condensation of those clever verses of Mr. Coleridge[103], which Lord Byron, adopting a notion long prevalent, has attributed to Professor Person. There are, however, some of the stanzas of “The Devil’s Drive” well worth preserving.
1.
“The Devil return’d
to hell by two,
And he stay’d
at home till five;
When he dined on some homicides
done in ragout,
And a rebel or
so in an Irish stew,
And sausages made of a self-slain
Jew,
And bethought himself what
next to do,
‘And,’
quoth he, ’I’ll take a drive.
I walk’d in the morning,
I’ll ride to-night;
In darkness my children take
most delight,
And I’ll
see how my favourites thrive.’
2.
“‘And what shall
I ride in?’ quoth Lucifer, then—
’If I follow’d
my taste, indeed,
I should mount in a wagon
of wounded men,
And smile to see
them bleed.
But these will be furnish’d
again and again,
And at present
my purpose is speed;
To see my manor as much as
I may,
And watch that no souls shall
be poach’d away.
3.
“’I have a state
coach at Carleton House,
A chariot in Seymour
Place;
But they’re lent to
two friends, who make me amends
By driving my
favourite pace:
And they handle their reins
with such a grace,
I have something for both
at the end of the race.
4.
“‘So now for the
earth to take my chance.’
Then up to the
earth sprung he;
And making a jump from Moscow
to France,
He stepped across
the sea,
And rested his hoof on a turnpike
road,
No very great way from a bishop’s
abode.
5.
“But first as he flew,
I forgot to say,
That he hover’d a moment
upon his way
To look upon Leipsic
plain;
And so sweet to his eye was
its sulphury glare,
And so soft to his ear was
the cry of despair,
That he perch’d
on a mountain of slain;
And he gazed with delight
from its growing height;
Not often on earth had he
seen such a sight,
Nor his work done
half as well:
For the field ran so red with
the blood of the dead,
That it blush’d
like the waves of hell!
Then loudly, and wildly, and
long laugh’d he—
‘Methinks they have
here little need of me!’ * * *