Who’d think there would be such a crowd!
Oh, I mustn’t look round, I’d forgotten,
See, Charley, who was it that bowed?
Why—it’s Nellie Allaire, with her husband—
She’s awfully jealous, I know,
Most all of my things were imported,
And she had a home-made trousseau.
And there’s Annie Wheeler—Kate Hermon—
I didn’t expect her at all—
If she’s not in that same old blue satin
She wore at the Charity Ball!
Is that Fanny Wade?—Edith Pommeton—
And Emma, and Jo—all the girls!
I knew they’d not miss my wedding—
I hope they’ll all notice my pearls.
Is the carriage there?—give me my cloak, Jane,
Don’t get it all over my veil—
No! you take the other seat, Charley—
I need all of this for my trail.
III. DIVORCE. A.D., 1886. The Club Window.
“Yes, I saw her pass
with ’that scoundrel’—
For heaven’s
sake, old man, keep cool!
No end of the fellows are
watching—
Go easy, don’t
act like a fool!
’Parading your
shame’!—I don’t see it.
It’s hers
now, alone; for at last
You drove her to give you
good reason,
Divorced her,
and so it’s all passed.
For you, I mean; she
has to bear it—
Poor child—the
reproach and the shame;
I’m your friend—but
come, hang it, old fellow,
I swear you were
somewhat to blame.
‘What the deuce do I
mean?’ Well, I’ll tell you,
Though it’s
none of my business. Here!
Just light a cigar, and keep
quiet—
You started
wrong, Charley Leclear.
You weren’t in love
when you married—
’Nor she!’—well,
I know, but she tried
To keep it dark. You
wouldn’t let her,
But laughed at
her for it. Her pride
Wouldn’t stand that,
you know. Did you ever
See a spirited
girl in your life,
Who would patiently pose to
be pitied
As a ’patient
Griselda’-like wife
When her husband neglects
her so plainly
As you did?—although,
on the whole,
When the wife is the culprit,
I’ve noticed
It’s rather
the favorite role.
So she flirted a little—in
public—
She’d chances
enough and to spare,
Ah, then if you’d
only turned jealous—
But you didn’t
notice nor care.
Then her sickness came—even
we fellows
All thought you
behaved like a scrub,
Leaving her for the nurse
to take care of,
While you spent
your time at the club.
She never forgave you.
How could she?
If I’d been
in her place myself,
By Jove, I’d have left
you. She didn’t,
But told all her
woes to Jack Guelph.
When a girl’s lost all
love for her husband,