Hegio
Fuitne huic pater Thensaurochrysonicochrysides?
Wasn’t his father called Ducatsdoubloonsandpiecesofeightson?
Arist.
Non fuit, neque ego istuc nomen umquam
audivi ante hunc diem
Philocrati Theodoromedes fuit pater.
No sir, he was
not, and I never heard that name before
to-day. The
father of Philocrates was Theodoromedes.
Tynd.
Pereo probe
quin quiescis? idie rectum cor meum, ac
suspende te.
tu sussultas, ego miser vix asto prae
formidine.
(aside, dryly) I’m jolly well done for. Stop your noise, will you, heart? Go to the deuce, and be hanged to you! Jumping up and down, while I, poor devil, can hardly stand for fear!
Hegio
Satin istuc mihi exquisitum est, fuisse
hunc servom in Alide
neque esse hunc Philocratem?
Am I to take it
as absolutely clear that this fellow was a
slave in Elis,
that he is not Philocrates?
Arist
Tam satis quam numquam hoc invenies secus.
sed ubi is nunc est?
So absolutely
that you’ll never find it to be anything
different.
But where is Philocrates at present?
Hegio
Ubi ego mimime atque ipsus se volt maxume
640
sed vide sis.
(savagely)
Where I least want him, and he most wants to
be. Do, do,
see if there’s not some mistake, though.
Arist.
Quin exploratum dico et provisum hoc tibi.
No, I’m
sure of my ground and fully informed in what I tell
you.
Hegio
Certon?
You’re certain?
Arist.
Quin nihil, inquam, invenies magis hoc
certo certus.
Philocrates iam inde usque amicus fuit
mihi a puero puer.
You’ll never
find a deader certainty than this, I assure
you. Philocrates
has been a friend of mine ever since he was
a boy.
Hegio
Tum igitur ego deruncinatus, deartuatus
sum miser
huius scelesti techinis, qui me ut lubitum
est ductavit dolis
sed qua faciest tuos sodalis Philocrates?
So then, I’ve been trimmed, torn limb from limb, poor fool, by the arts of this rogue, who’s taken me in with his tricks to suit his taste! But what does your friend Philocrates look like?
Arist.
Dicam tibi
macilento ore, naso acuto, corpore albo,
oculis nigris,
subrufus aliquantum, crispus, cincinnatus.
I’ll tell
you—thin face, sharp nose, complexion fair,
black
eyes, hair a little
reddish, waving, and curled.
Hegio
Convenit.
That agrees!
Tynd.