pictures were hung for sale, I walked in, and after
examining them, and asking a few questions; but none
that had the least tendency to want of decorum, the
master of the shop turned to his wife, (a very pretty
woman, and dressed even to a plumed head)—shew
Monsieur the little miniature, said he; she
then opened a drawer and took out a book, (I think
it was her mass-book) and brought me a picture, so
indecent, that I defy the most debauched imagination
to conceive any thing more so; yet she gave it me with
a seeming decent face, and only observed that it was
bien fait. After examining it with more
attention than I should, had I received it from the
hands of her husband, I returned it to her prayer-book,
made my bow, and was retiring; but the husband called
to me, and said, he had a magazine hard by, where
there was a very large collection of pictures of great
value, and that his wife would attend me. My
curiosity was heightened in more respects than one:
I therefore accepted the offer, and was conducted
up two pair of stairs in a house not far off, where
I found a long suite of rooms, in which were a large
number of pictures, and some, I believe, of great
value. But I was a little surprised on entering
into the furthermost apartment, as that had in it
an elegant chintz bed, the curtains of which
were festooned, and the foliages held up by the paintings
of two naked women, as large as life, and as indecent
as nakedness could be painted; they were painted,
and well painted too, on boards, and cut out in human
shape; that at first I did not know whether I saw
the shadow or the substance; however, as this room
was covered with pictures, I began to examine them
also, with the fair attendant at my elbow; but in
the whole collection I do not remember there was one
picture which would not have brought a blush in the
face of an English Lady, even of the most easy virtue.
Yet, all this while, when I asked the price of the
several parts and pieces, she answered me with a gravity
of countenance, as if she attended me to sell her goods
like other shopkeepers, and in the way of business;
however, before I left the room, I could not, I thought,
do less than ask her—her own price.
She told me, she was worth nothing; and immediately
invited me to take a peep through a convex glass at
a picture which was laid under, on the table, for
that purpose:—it was a picture of so wicked
a tendency, that the painter ought to have been put
upon a pillory, and the exhibitor in the stocks.
The Lady observed to me again, that it was well painted;
but, on the contrary, the only merit it had, was, being
quite otherwise, I therefore told her, that the subject
and idea only was good; the execution bad.