of Prince Talleyrand and General Washington.
She was grotesque in her manner and appearance, and
a severe thorn in the side of her conventionally irreproachable
companion, who has been known, on the approach of some
coroneted carriage, to observe pointedly, “Mrs.
Whitelock, there is an
ekkipage.”
“I see it, ma’am,” replied the undaunted
Mrs. Whitelock, screwing up her mouth and twirling
her thumbs in a peculiarly emphatic way, to which
she was addicted in moments of crisis. Mrs. Kemble,
who was as quick as Pincher in her movements, rang
the bell and snapped out, “Not at home!”
denying herself her stimulating dose of high-life gossip,
and her companion what she would have called a little
“genteel sociability,” rather than bring
face to face her fine friends and Mrs. Whitelock’s
flounced white muslin apron and towering Pamela cap,
for she still wore such things. I have said that
Mrs. Kemble was not (superficially) a vulgar woman,
but it would have taken the soul of gentility to have
presented, without quailing, her amazingly odd companion
to her particular set of visitors. A humorist
would have found his account in the absurdity of the
scene all round; and Jane Austen would have made a
delicious chapter of it; but Mrs. Kemble had not the
requisite humor to perceive the fun of her companion,
her acquaintances, and herself in juxtaposition.
I have mentioned her mode of pronouncing the word
equipage, which, together with several similar peculiarities
that struck me as very odd, were borrowed from the
usage of London good society in the days when she
frequented it. My friend, Lord Lansdowne, never
called London any thing but
Lunnon, and always
said
obleege for oblige, like the Miss Berrys
and Mrs. F—— and other of their
contemporaries, who also said
ekkipage,
pettikits,
divle. Since their time the pronunciation
of English in good society, whose usage is the only
acknowledged law in that matter, and the grammatical
construction of the language habitual in that same
good society, has become such as would have challenged
the severest criticism, if we had ventured upon it
in my father’s house.
The unsuccessful partnership of my aunts was dissolved.
Mrs. Kemble found the country intolerably dull, declared
that the grass and trees made her sick, and fixed
her abode in Leamington, then a small, unpretending,
pretty country town, which (principally on account
of the ability, reputation, and influence of its celebrated
and popular resident physician, Dr. Jephson) was a
sort of aristocratic-invalid Kur Residenz, and has
since expanded into a thriving, populous, showy, semi-fashionable,
Anglo-American watering-place in summer, and hunting-place
in winter. Mrs. Kemble found the Leamington of
her day a satisfactory abode; the AEsculapius, whose
especial shrine it was, became her intimate friend;
the society was comparatively restricted and select;
and the neighborhood, with Warwick Castle, Stoneleigh
Abbey, and Guy’s Cliff, full of state and ancientry,