“Well, if that ain’t the funniest sight I ever saw!” roared Nick, bending himself almost double with laughter; “we thought it was a bear, and I guess Herbert and Sam are sure it is a royal Bengal tiger or mad elephant—”
CHAPTER XXVII.
WAS IT A JOKE?
At that instant, Nick Ribsam felt himself suddenly lifted in air and spinning forward with great speed on the back of the vigorous hog, which plunged between his rather short legs.
The astounded lad instantly stopped laughing, and, dropping his gun and torch, grasped at something to sustain himself against the peril, the nature of which he could hardly guess.
The hog had struck him from the front, so that Nick was seated in reverse position on his back. The object which he grasped was the spiral tail of the animal, but, before he could make his grip certain, the porker swerved so suddenly to one side that Nick rolled off and bumped against a tree.
His body was not hurt to one half the extent that his feelings were, for he heard Sam Harper roaring with mirth, loud enough to be heard half a mile; and as Nick hastily clambered upon his feet, he was certain Herbert’s cracked laugh was also rending the night air.
The porker, having made the round and paid his tribute to each member of the company in turn, whisked off into the woods, with a triumphant grunt, as if to say, “I guess you folks and your dog will let me alone now.”
As soon as the boys found their guns, and restored two of the torches to a blaze, they looked at each other and gave way to their unrestrained mirth for several minutes before they could speak so as to be understood.
Never had a pompous expedition ended more ignobly: they had started out to attack a fierce black bear, and unexpectedly were overturned by a large-sized pig, which resented the interference with his slumber.
Some naturalists maintain that many animals possess a sense of the humorous, and it looked as though the sluggish Bowser enjoyed the joke as much as did the victims; for, when the latter made their way back to the camp fire, they saw the hound stretched out close to the warm blaze with his head between his paws and apparently asleep; but, watching him closely, he was seen to open one of his eyes, just a little ways, and, surveying them a minute, he closed it to open again a minute later.
No animal could have said more plainly:
“I’ve got the joke on you this time, boys, and I’m laughing so hard that I can’t keep my eyes open.”
“I tell you there is a good deal more in the heads of brutes than many of us think,” said Nick Ribsam, after he had studied the actions of the hound; “I believe he wanted to make us believe there was some sort of game out there so as to play the fool with us.”
“Do you think he foresaw the trick of the hog?” asked Herbert, who was rubbing his bruised elbows and knees.