called Flax Flower; the little boy, who came next,
and had very red cheeks and loved to sleep late in
the morning, was called Poppy Flower, and so on.
This charming suitableness of their names was owing
to Father Flower. He had a theory that a great
deal of the misery and discord in the world comes
from things not matching properly as they should; and
he thought there ought to be a certain correspondence
between all things that were in juxtaposition to each
other, just as there ought to be between the last
two words of a couplet of poetry. But he found,
very often, there was no correspondence at all, just
as words in poetry do not always rhyme when they should.
However, he did his best to remedy it. He saw
that every one of his children’s names were suitable
and accorded with their personal characteristics; and
in his flower-garden—for he raised flowers
for the market—only those of complementary
colors were allowed to grow in adjoining beds, and,
as often as possible, they rhymed in their names.
But that was a more difficult matter to manage, and
very few flowers were rhymed, or, if they were, none
rhymed correctly. He had a bed of box next to
one of phlox, and a trellis of woodbine grew next
to one of eglantine, and a thicket of elder-blows
was next to one of rose; but he was forced to let
his violets and honeysuckles and many others go entirely
unrhymed—this disturbed him considerably,
but he reflected that it was not his fault, but that
of the man who made the language and named the different
flowers—he should have looked to it that
those of complementary colors had names to rhyme with
each other, then all would have been harmonious and
as it should have been.
Father Flower had chosen this way of earning his livelihood
when he realized that he was doomed to be an unappreciated
poet, because it suited so well with his name; and
if the flowers had only rhymed a little better he
would have been very well contented. As it was,
he never grumbled. He also saw to it that the
furniture in his little house and the cooking utensils
rhymed as nearly as possible, though that too was
oftentimes a difficult matter to bring about, and
required a vast deal of thought and hard study.
The table always stood under the gable end of the
roof, the foot-stool always stood where it was cool,
and the big rocking-chair in a glare of sunlight; the
lamp, too, he kept down cellar where it was damp.
But all these were rather far-fetched, and sometimes
quite inconvenient. Occasionally there would
be an article that he could not rhyme until he had
spent years of thought over it, and when he did it
would disturb the comfort of the family greatly.
There was the spider. He puzzled over that exceedingly,
and when he rhymed it at last, Mother Flower or one
of the little girls had always to take the spider
beside her, when she sat down, which was of course
quite troublesome. The kettle he rhymed first
with nettle, and hung a bunch of nettle over it, till