The train bell clanged.  The bandit chief unbuckled his belt and cast it, with its revolvers, upon the ground.  His spurs followed quickly, and his broad sombrero.  Black Eagle was moulting.  The train started with a rattling jerk.  The ex-Terror of the Border scrambled into the box car and closed the door.  Stretched luxuriously upon the excelsior, with the black bottle clasped closely to his breast, his eyes closed, and a foolish, happy smile upon his terrible features Chicken Ruggles started upon his return trip.

Undisturbed, with the band of desperate bandits lying motionless, awaiting the signal to attack, the train pulled out from Espina.  As its speed increased, and the black masses of chaparral went whizzing past on either side, the express messenger, lighting his pipe, looked through his window and remarked, feelingly: 

“What a jim-dandy place for a hold-up!”

X

A RETRIEVED REFORMATION

A guard came to the prison shoe-shop, where Jimmy Valentine was assiduously stitching uppers, and escorted him to the front office.  There the warden handed Jimmy his pardon, which had been signed that morning by the governor.  Jimmy took it in a tired kind of way.  He had served nearly ten months of a four year sentence.  He had expected to stay only about three months, at the longest.  When a man with as many friends on the outside as Jimmy Valentine had is received in the “stir” it is hardly worth while to cut his hair.

“Now, Valentine,” said the warden, “you’ll go out in the morning.  Brace up, and make a man of yourself.  You’re not a bad fellow at heart.  Stop cracking safes, and live straight.”

“Me?” said Jimmy, in surprise.  “Why, I never cracked a safe in my life.”

“Oh, no,” laughed the warden.  “Of course not.  Let’s see, now.  How was it you happened to get sent up on that Springfield job?  Was it because you wouldn’t prove an alibi for fear of compromising somebody in extremely high-toned society?  Or was it simply a case of a mean old jury that had it in for you?  It’s always one or the other with you innocent victims.”

“Me?” said Jimmy, still blankly virtuous.  “Why, warden, I never was in Springfield in my life!”

“Take him back, Cronin!” said the warden, “and fix him up with outgoing clothes.  Unlock him at seven in the morning, and let him come to the bull-pen.  Better think over my advice, Valentine.”

At a quarter past seven on the next morning Jimmy stood in the warden’s outer office.  He had on a suit of the villainously fitting, ready-made clothes and a pair of the stiff, squeaky shoes that the state furnishes to its discharged compulsory guests.

The clerk handed him a railroad ticket and the five-dollar bill with which the law expected him to rehabilitate himself into good citizenship and prosperity.  The warden gave him a cigar, and shook hands.  Valentine, 9762, was chronicled on the books, “Pardoned by Governor,” and Mr. James Valentine walked out into the sunshine.