But not long ago the proprietors added the room above, called it the Little Rheinschloss, and built in a stairway.  Up there was an imitation stone parapet, ivy-covered, and the walls were painted to represent depth and distance, with the Rhine winding at the base of the vineyarded slopes, and the castle of Ehrenbreitstein looming directly opposite the entrance.  Of course there were tables and chairs; and you could have beer and food brought you, as you naturally would on the top of a castle on the Rhine.

I went into Old Munich one afternoon when there were few customers, and sat at my usual table near the stairway.  I was shocked and almost displeased to perceive that the glass cigar-case by the orchestra stand had been smashed to smithereens.  I did not like things to happen in Old Munich.  Nothing had ever happened there before.

Waiter No. 18 came and breathed on my neck.  I was his by right of discovery.  Eighteen’s brain was built like a corral.  It was full of ideas which, when he opened the gate, came huddling out like a flock of sheep that might get together afterward or might not.  I did not shine as a shepherd.  As a type Eighteen fitted nowhere.  I did not find out if he had a nationality, family, creed, grievance, hobby, soul, preference, home, or vote.  He only came always to my table and, as long as his leisure would permit, let words flutter from him like swallows leaving a barn at daylight.

“How did the cigar-case come to be broken, Eighteen?” I asked, with a certain feeling of personal grievance.

“I can tell you about that, sir,” said he, resting his foot on the chair next to mine.  “Did you ever have anybody hand you a double handful of good luck while both your hands was full of bad luck, and stop to notice how your fingers behaved?”

“No riddles, Eighteen,” said I.  “Leave out palmistry and manicuring.”

“You remember,” said Eighteen, “the guy in the hammered brass Prince Albert and the oroide gold pants and the amalgamated copper hat, that carried the combination meat-axe, ice-pick, and liberty-pole, and used to stand on the first landing as you go up to the Little Rindslosh.”

“Why, yes,” said I.  “The halberdier.  I never noticed him particularly.  I remember he thought he was only a suit of armour.  He had a perfect poise.”

“He had more than that,” said Eighteen.  “He was me friend.  He was an advertisement.  The boss hired him to stand on the stairs for a kind of scenery to show there was something doing in the has-been line upstairs.  What did you call him—­a what kind of a beer?”

“A halberdier,” said I.  “That was an ancient man-at-arms of many hundred years ago.”

“Some mistake,” said Eighteen.  “This one wasn’t that old.  He wasn’t over twenty-three or four.

“It was the boss’s idea, rigging a man up in an ante-bellum suit of tinware and standing him on the landing of the slosh.  He bought the goods at a Fourth Avenue antique store, and hung a sign-out:  ‘Able-bodied hal—­halberdier wanted.  Costume furnished.’