Limb. How now, bully Brainsick! What, upon the Tan ta ra, by yourself?
Brain. Clangor, taratantara, murmur.
Limb. Commend me to honest lingua Franca. Why, this is enough to stun a Christian, with your Hebrew, and your Greek, and such like Latin.
Brain. Out, ignorance!
Limb. Then ignorance, by your leave; for I
must enter.
[Attempts
to pass.
Brain. Why in such haste? the fortune of Greece depends not on it.
Limb. But Pug’s fortune does: that is dearer to me than Greece, and sweeter than ambergrease.
Brain. You will not find her here. Come, you are jealous; you are haunted with a raging fiend, that robs you of your sweet repose.
Limb. Nay, an you are in your perbole’s again! Look you, it is Pug is jealous of her jewels: she has left the key of her cabinet behind, and has desired me to bring it back to her.
Brain. Poor fool! he little thinks she is here before him!—Well, this pretence will never pass on me; for I dive deeper into your affairs; you are jealous. But, rather than my soul should be concerned for a sex so insignificant—Ha! the gods! If I thought my proper wife were now within, and prostituting all her treasures to the lawless love of an adulterer, I would stand as intrepid, as firm, and as unmoved, as the statue of a Roman gladiator.
Limb. [In the same tone.] Of a Roman gladiator!—Now are you as mad as a March hare; but I am in haste, to return to Pug: yet, by your favour, I will first secure the cabinet.
Brain. No, you must not.
Limb. Must not? What, may not a man come by you, to look upon his own goods and chattels, in his own chamber?
Brain. No; with this sabre I defy the destinies, and dam up the passage with my person; like a rugged rock, opposed against the roaring of the boisterous billows. Your jealousy shall have no course through me, though potentates and princes—
Limb. Pr’ythee, what have we to do with potentates and princes? Will you leave your troping, and let me pass?
Brain. You have your utmost answer.
Limb. If this maggot bite a little deeper, we shall have you a citizen of Bethlem yet, ere dog-days. Well, I say little; but I will tell Pug on it. [Exit.
Brain. She knows it already, by your favour— [Knocking. Sound a retreat, you lusty lovers, or the enemy will charge you in the flank, with a fresh reserve: March off, march off upon the spur, ere he can reach you.
Enter WOODALL.
Wood. How now, baron Tell-clock[12], is the passage clear?
Brain. Clear as a level, without hills or woods, and void of ambuscade.