Bert. ’Tis well; the goddess shall be told, she shall, Of her new worshipper. [Exit.
Ped. So, here’s fine work!
He has supplied his only foe with arms
For his destruction. Old Penelope’s tale
Inverted; he has unravelled all by day,
That he has done by night. What, planet struck!
Alph. I wish I were; to be past sense of this!
Ped. Would I had but a lease of life so long,
As ’till my flesh and blood rebelled this way,
Against our sovereign lady;—mad for a queen?
With a globe in one hand, and a sceptre in t’other?
A very pretty moppet!
Alph. Then to declare his madness to his rival!
His father absent on an embassy;
Himself a stranger almost; wholly friendless!
A torrent, rolling down a precipice,
Is easier to be stopt, than is his ruin.
Ped. ’Tis fruitless to complain; haste to the court; Improve your interest there for pardon from the queen.
Alph. Weak remedies; But all must be attempted. [Exit.
SCENE II.
Enter LORENZO.
Lor. Well, I am the most unlucky rogue! I have been ranging over half the town; but have sprung no game. Our women are worse infidels than the Moors: I told them I was one of the knight-errants, that delivered them from ravishment; and I think in my conscience, that is their quarrel to me.
Ped. Is this a time for fooling? Your cousin is run honourably mad in love with her majesty; he is split upon a rock, and you, who are in chase of harlots, are sinking in the main ocean. I think, the devil’s in the family. [Exit.
Lor. [Solus.] My cousin ruined, says he! hum, not that I wish my kinsman’s ruin; that were unchristian: but, if the general is ruined, I am heir; there’s comfort for a Christian! Money I have; I thank the honest Moors for it; but I want a mistress. I am willing to be lewd; but the tempter is wanting on his part.
Enter ELVIRA, veiled.
Elv. Stranger! Cavalier!—will you not hear me? you Moor-killer, you Matador!—
Lor. Meaning me, madam?
Elv. Face about, man! you a soldier, and afraid of the enemy!
Lor. I must confess, I did not expect to have been charged first: I see souls will not be lost for want of diligence in this devil’s reign. [Aside.] Now, Madam Cynthia, behind a cloud, your will and pleasure with me?
Elv. You have the appearance of a cavalier; and if you are as deserving as you seem, perhaps you may not repent of your adventure. If a lady like you well enough to hold discourse with you at first sight; you are gentleman enough, I hope, to help her out with an apology, and to lay the blame on stars, or destiny, or what you please, to excuse the frailty of a woman?