Limb. Yes, I was such a fool, to swear so.
Aldo. And will you have that dreadful oath lie gnawing on your conscience?
Trick. Let him be damned; and so farewell for ever.—[Going.]
Limb. Pug!
Trick. Did you call, Mr Limberham?
Limb. It may be, ay; it may be, no.
Trick. Well, I am going to the nunnery; but, to shew I am in charity, I’ll pray for you.
Aldo. Pray for him! fy, daughter, fy; is that an answer for a Christian?
Limb. What did Pug say? will she pray for me?
Well, to shew I am in charity, she shall not pray
for me. Come back, Pug. But did I ever think
thou couldst have been so unkind to have parted with
me?
[Cries.
Aldo. Look you, daughter, see how nature works in him.
Limb. I’ll settle two hundred a-year upon thee, because thou said’st thou would’st pray for me.
Aldo. Before George, son Limberham, you will spoil all, if you underbid so. Come, down with your dust, man: What, shew a base mind, when a fair lady’s in question!
Limb. Well, if I must give three hundred—
Trick. No, it is no matter; my thoughts are on a better place.
Aldo. Come, there is no better place than little London. You shall not part for a trifle. What, son Limberham! four hundred a year is a square sum, and you shall give it.
Limb. It is a round sum indeed; I wish a three-cornered sum would have served her turn.—Why should you be so pervicacious now, Pug? Pray take three hundred. Nay, rather than part, Pug, it shall be so.— [She frowns.]
Aldo. It shall be so, it shall be so: Come, now buss, and seal the bargain.
Trick. [Kissing him.] You see what a good natured fool I am, Mr Limberham, to come back into a wicked world, for love of you.—You will see the writings drawn, father?
Aldo. Ay; and pay the lawyer too. Why, this is as it should be! I’ll be at the charge of the reconciling supper.—[To her aside.] Daughter, my son Woodall is waiting for you.—Come away, son Limberham to the temple.
Limb. With all my heart, while she is in a good humour: It would cost me another hundred, if I should stay till Pug were in wrath again. Adieu, sweet Pug.—[Exeunt ALDO, and LIMB.]
Trick. That he should be so silly to imagine I would go into a nunnery! it is likely; I have much nun’s flesh about me. But here comes my gentleman.
Enter WOODALL, not seeing her.
Wood. Now the wife’s returned, and the daughter too, and I have seen them both, and am more distracted than before: I would enjoy all, and have not yet determined with which I should begin. It is but a kind of clergy-covetousness in me, to desire so many; if I stand gaping after pluralities, one of them is in danger to be made a sine cure—[Sees her.] O, fortune has determined for me. It is just here, as it is in the world; the mistress will be served before the wife.