This is a remarkable case, and proves that poverty and the cry of starvation are not always the result of rents and taxes, as the Irish patriots and their English separatist allies so frequently assert.

I am going to quote a colloquy overheard at a Kerry fair to show how deeply the teaching of Messrs. Parnell, Gladstone, Dillon, Morley, Davitt, Biggar, and Company has taken root in the Irish mind.

Jim from Castleisland meeting Mick from Glenbeigh, asks:—­

‘Well, Mick, an’ how are ye getting on?’

‘Illigant, glory be to the Saints.’

‘How’s that, Mick?  Sure, prices is low.’

’True for you, Jim, prices is low; but what we has we has, for we pays nobody.’

And to that I will add another observation.

Somebody asked me:—­

‘If Ireland were to get Home Rule, what would become of the agitator?’

I replied:—­

’He would be called a reformer, unless it paid him better to clamour for a fresh Union.  He’d sell all his patriotism for five shillings, and his loyalty could be bought by a few glasses of whisky.’

And that’s the whole truth of the matter.

CHAPTER XVIII

A GLANCE AT MY STEWARDSHIP

Davitt called the generation after O’Connell’s ’a soulless age of pitiable cowardice.’

I should call the generation that was active in the early eighties ’a cowardly age of pitiless brutality.’

Times had begun to mend in Ireland from 1850, and had continued to do so until the ballot made the country a prey to self-seeking political agitators.

Mr. Gladstone considered that if you gave a scoundrel a vote it made him into a philanthropist, whereas events proved it made him an eager accessory of murder, outrage, and every other crime.

Yet this happened after Fenianism had practically died out in the early seventies.

I myself heard Mr. Gladstone say that landlords had been weighed in the balance and had not been found wanting, for the bad ones were exceptional.

None the less were they and their representatives delivered over to their natural opponents, who were egged on by the Land League and by its tacit or active supporters in the House of Commons.

Emphatically I repeat the assertion that neither Mr. Parnell nor the Land League would have been formidable without the active help of Mr. Gladstone.

Before 1870 Kerry used to be represented by gentlemen of the county.  The present members in 1904 are an attorney’s clerk, an assistant schoolmaster, a Dublin baker, and a fourth of about the same class.

This was no more foreseen by the landlords when the ballot was introduced any more than we anticipated the way in which we were to be plundered.  Many considered that the confiscation of the Irish Church, which had been established since the reign of Elizabeth, was an inroad into the rights of property very likely to be followed up by further aggressions, but we never looked for such a wholesale violation as ensued.