Across the fresh and dainty breakfast table, Dr. Miles Elliot surveyed his even more fresh and dainty niece and ward with an expression of sternest disapproval.  Not that it affected in any perceptible degree that attractive young person’s healthy appetite.  It was the habit of the two to breakfast together early, while their elderly widowed cousin, who played the part of Feminine Propriety in the household in a highly self-effacing and satisfactory manner, took her tea and toast in her own rooms.  It was further Dr. Elliot’s custom to begin the day by reprehending everything (so far as he could find it out) which Miss Esme had done, said, or thought in the previous twenty-four hours.  This, as he frequently observed to her, was designed to give her a suitably humble attitude toward the scheme of creation, but didn’t.

“Out all night again?” he growled.

“Pretty nearly,” said Esme cheerfully, setting a very even row of very white teeth into an apple.

“Humph!  What was it this time?”

“A dinner-dance at the Norris’s.”

“Have a good time?”

“Beautiful!  My frock was pretty.  And I was pretty.  And everybody was nice to me.  And I wish it were going to happen right over again to-night.”

“Whom did you dance with mostly?”

“Anybody that asked me.”

“Dare say.  How many new victims?” he demanded.

“Don’t be a silly Guardy.  I’m not a man-eating tiger or tigress, or the Great American Puma—­or pumess.  Don’t you think ‘pumess’ is a nice lady-word, Guardy?”

“Did you dance with Will Douglas?” catechised the grizzled doctor, declining to be shunted off on a philological discussion.  Next to acting as legal major domo to E.M.  Pierce, Douglas’s most important function in life was apparently to fetch and carry for the reigning belle of Worthington.  His devotion to Esme Elliot had become stock gossip of the town, since three seasons previous.

“Almost half as often as he asked me,” said the girl.  “That was eight times, I think.”

“Nice boy, Will.”

“Boy!” There was a world of expressiveness in the monosyllable.

“Not a day over forty,” observed the uncle.  “And you are twenty-two.  Not that you look it”—­judicially—­“like thirty-five, after all this dissipation.”

Esme rose from her seat, walked with great dignity past her guardian, and suddenly whirling, pounced upon his ear.

“Do I?  Do I?” she cried.  “Do I look thirty-five?  Quick!  Take it back.”

“Ouch!  Oh!  No.  Not more’n thirty.  Oo!  All right; twenty-five, then.  Fifteen!  Three!!!”

She kissed the assaulted ear, and pirouetted over to the broad window-seat, looking in her simple morning gown like a school-girl.

“Wonder how you do it,” grumbled Dr. Elliot.  “Up all night roistering like a sophomore—­”

“I was in bed at three.”

“Down next morning, fresh as a—­a—­”