The rest of the sentence was lost in the distance.  But Mysie, following her guide to the house, felt quite sure of their conveyance; and, in fact, barely sufficient time elapsed for the hostess to possess herself of the leading facts in her guests’ history, before the carriage was announced, and our travellers hastened down the lane, and found there awaiting them the evident model of the Autocrat’s “One-Hoss Shay,” in its last five years of senility;—­to this was attached a quadruped who immediately reminded Mysie of a long-forgotten conundrum.

“What was the first created animal?”

Ans. “Shay-’oss.”

Holding him ostentatiously by the head stood Youth, the “borried” whip flourished in his right hand, as he invited his passengers to seat themselves without reference to him.

This being done and the seat pretty thoroughly filled, Youth perched himself upon a bag and valise, which filled the front of the vehicle, and the journey commenced.

That ride!  The first mile was not passed before the meaning of Dave’s malicious smile, at mention of a whip, became painfully apparent; for never was weapon more perseveringly used, or with so little result, the cunning old beast falling into a jog-trot at the commencement, from which no amount of vociferation or whipping could move him.

“I wouldn’t hurry him so much,” interposed Mysie, her compassion aroused both for beast and Youth.  “I don’t like to see a horse whipped so much.”

“Oh, you see, Ma’am, he’s so used to it, he won’t go noways without it; feels kind o’ lonesome, I ’xpect.  It don’t hurt him none, nuther; his skin’s got so thick an’ tough, that he wouldn’t know, if you was to put bilin’ tar on him.”

“Do you feed your horse on oats, much?” inquired Caleb, gravely, after a long and observant silence.

“No, Sir, we darsn’t give him no oats, ’cause he’d be sure to run away; doos sometimes, as it is.”

“I don’t think you need fear it to-day,” replied Caleb, quietly, as he settled himself into the corner, in the vain hope of a nap; but Youth was now loquaciously inclined.

“Reck’n Dave was disappinted,” said he, with a chuckle.  “He meant to kerry ye himself; but soon’s I see him round, I says to myself, says I, ‘Ole Chick, you sha’n’t come it this time, if I go for nothin’.’”

“Competition is the soul of trade,” drowsily murmured Caleb; but as Youth turned to inquire, “Whossay?” the bag upon which he was seated, and upon which, in the enjoyment of his triumph, he had been wriggling somewhat too vivaciously, suddenly gave way, and a pair of snow-white hose came tumbling out.  They were at once caught and held admiringly up by Youth, with the ingenuous remark,—­

“How wite them looks!  An’ if you’ll blieve it, mine was jest as clean yis’day mornin’,—­an’ now you look at ’em!” To facilitate which inspection, the speaker conscientiously drew up his corduroys, so as fully to display a pair of home-knit socks, which certainly had wofully deteriorated from the condition ascribed to them “yis’day mornin’.”