The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 04, No. 23, September, 1859 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 316 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 04, No. 23, September, 1859.

The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 04, No. 23, September, 1859 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 316 pages of information about The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 04, No. 23, September, 1859.
time for the annual county-meeting on this subject to be held at Naguadavick.  Isaacs came round, good fellow! to arrange for it,—­got the town-hall, got the Governor to preside, (the saint!—­he ought to have triplet doubles provided him by law,) and then came to get me to speak.  “No,” I said, “I would not speak, if ten Governors presided.  I do not believe in the enterprise.  If I spoke, it should be to say children should take hold of the prongs of the forks and the blades of the knives.  I would subscribe ten dollars, but I would not speak a mill.”  So poor Isaacs went his way, sadly, to coax Auchmuty to speak, and Delafield.  I went out.  Not long after, he came back, and told Polly that they had promised to speak,—­the Governor would speak,—­and he himself would close with the quarterly report, and some interesting anecdotes regarding Miss Biffin’s way of handling her knife and Mr. Nellis’s way of footing his fork.  “Now if Mr. Ingham will only come and sit on the platform, he need not say one word; but it will show well in the paper,—­it will show that the Sandemanians take as much interest in the movement as the Armenians or the Mesopotamians, and will be a great favor to me.”  Polly, good soul! was tempted, and she promised.  She knew Mrs. Isaacs was starving, and the babies,—­she knew Dennis was at home,—­and she promised!  Night came, and I returned.  I heard her story.  I was sorry.  I doubted.  But Polly had promised to beg me, and I dared all!  I told Dennis to hold his peace, under all circumstances, and sent him down.

It was not half an hour more before he returned, wild with excitement,—­in a perfect Irish fury,—­which it was long before I understood.  But I knew at once that he had undone me!

What happened was this.—­The audience got together, attracted by Governor Gorges’s name.  There were a thousand people.  Poor Gorges was late from Augusta.  They became impatient.  He came in direct from the train at last, really ignorant of the object of the meeting.  He opened it in the fewest possible words, and said other gentlemen were present who would entertain them better than he.  The audience were disappointed, but waited.  The Governor, prompted by Isaacs, said, “The Honorable Mr. Delafield will address you.”  Delafield had forgotten the knives and forks, and was playing the Ruy Lopez opening at the chess-club.  “The Rev. Mr. Auchmuty will address you.”  Auchmuty had promised to speak late, and was at the school-committee.  “I see Dr. Stearns in the hall; perhaps he will say a word.”  Dr. Stearns said he had come to listen and not to speak.  The Governor and Isaacs whispered.  The Governor looked at Dennis, who was resplendent on the platform; but Isaacs, to give him his due, shook his head.  But the look was enough.  A miserable lad, ill-bred, who had once been in Boston, thought it would sound well to call for me, and peeped out, “Ingham!” A few more wretches cried, “Ingham!  Ingham!” Still Isaacs was firm; but the Governor, anxious, indeed, to prevent

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