1.  “Very well, thank you.  And you?” This for an answer to casual salutations.

2.  “I am very glad you liked it.”

3.  “There has been so much said, and, on the whole, so well said, that I will not occupy the time.”

4.  “I agree, in general, with my friend the other side of the room.”

At first I had a feeling that I was going to be at great cost for clothing him.  But it proved, of course, at once, that, whenever he was out, I should be at home.  And I went, during the bright period of his success, to so few of those awful pageants which require a black dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after Mr. Dickens, a white choker, that in the happy retreat of my own dressing-gowns and jackets my days went by as happily and cheaply as those of another Thalaba.  And Polly declares there was never a year when the tailoring cost so little.  He lived (Dennis, not Thalaba) in his wife’s room over the kitchen.  He had orders never to show himself at that window.  When he appeared in the front of the house, I retired to my sanctissimum and my dressing-gown.  In short, the Dutchman and his wife, in the old weather-box, had not less to do with each other than he and I. He made the furnace-fire and split the wood before daylight; then he went to sleep again, and slept late; then came for orders, with a red silk bandanna tied round his head, with his overalls on, and his dress-coat and spectacles off.  If we happened to be interrupted, no one guessed that he was Frederic Ingham as well as I; and, in the neighborhood, there grew up an impression that the minister’s Irishman worked day-times in the factory-village at New Coventry.  After I had given him his orders, I never saw him till the next day.

I launched him by sending him to a meeting of the Enlightenment Board.  The Enlightenment Board consists of seventy-four members, of whom sixty-seven are necessary to form a quorum.  One becomes a member under the regulations laid down in old Judge Dudley’s will.  I became one by being ordained pastor of a church in Naguadavick.  You see you cannot help yourself, if you would.  At this particular time we had had four successive meetings, averaging four hours each,—­wholly occupied in whipping in a quorum.  At the first only eleven men were present; at the next, by force of three circulars, twenty-seven; at the third, thanks to two days canvassing by Auchmuty and myself, begging men to come, we had sixty.  Half the others were In Europe.  But without a quorum we could do nothing.  All the rest of us waited grimly for our four hours, and adjourned without any action.  At the fourth meeting we had flagged, and only got fifty-nine together.  But on the first appearance of my double,—­whom I sent on this fatal Monday to the fifth meeting,—­he was the sixty-seventh man who entered the room.  He was greeted with a storm of applause!  The poor fellow had missed his way,—­read the street signs ill though his spectacles, (very ill,