who had never shrunk upon occasion from launching
red rhetoric at society, should actually have shed
blood seemed too startling, especially as the blood
shed was not blue, but the property of a lovable young
middle-class idealist, who had now literally given
his life to the Cause. But this supplementary
sensation did not grow to a head, and everybody (save
a few labour leaders) was relieved to hear that Tom
had been released almost immediately, being merely
subpoenaed to appear at the inquest. In an interview
which he accorded to the representative of a Liverpool
paper the same afternoon, he stated that he put his
arrest down entirely to the enmity and rancour entertained
towards him by the police throughout the country.
He had come to Liverpool to trace the movements of
a friend about whom he was very uneasy, and he was
making anxious inquiries at the docks to discover
at what times steamers left for America, when the
detectives stationed there had, in accordance with
instructions from headquarters, arrested him as a
suspicious-looking character. “Though,”
said Tom, “they must very well have known my
phiz, as I have been sketched and caricatured all
over the shop. When I told them who I was they
had the decency to let me go. They thought they’d
scored off me enough, I reckon. Yes, it certainly
is a strange coincidence that I might actually
have had something to do with the poor fellow’s
death, which has cut me up as much as anybody; though
if they had known I had just come from the ‘scene
of the crime,’ and actually lived in the house,
they would probably have—let me alone.”
He laughed sarcastically. “They are a queer
lot of muddle-heads, are the police. Their motto
is, ’First catch your man, then cook the evidence.’
If you’re on the spot you’re guilty because
you’re there, and if you’re elsewhere you’re
guilty because you have gone away. Oh, I know
them! If they could have seen their way to clap
me in quod, they’d ha’ done it. Luckily
I know the number of the cabman who took me to Euston
before five this morning.”
“If they clapped you in quod,” the interviewer
reported himself as facetiously observing, “the
prisoners would be on strike in a week.”
“Yes, but there would be so many blacklegs ready
to take their places,” Mortlake flashed back,
“that I’m afraid it ’ould be no go.
But do excuse me. I am so upset about my friend.
I’m afraid he has left England, and I have to
make inquiries; and now there’s poor Constant
gone—horrible! horrible! and I’m
due in London at the inquest. I must really run
away. Good-by. Tell your readers it’s
all a police grudge.”
“One last word, Mr. Mortlake, if you please.
Is it true that you were billed to preside at a great
meeting of clerks at St. James’s Hall between
one and two to-day to protest against the German invasion?”
“Whew! so I was. But the beggars arrested
me just before one, when I was going to wire, and
then the news of poor Constant’s end drove it
out of my head. What a nuisance! Lord, how
troubles do come together! Well, good-by, send
me a copy of the paper.”