Crop not their humours; let the wits proceed
Till they have thrown
Their venom up; and made themselves indeed
Rare fops o’ergrown:
Let them on nasty garbage prey and feed,
Till all is done;
And, by thy great resentment, think it
fit
To crush their hopes, as humble as their
wit.
Consider the occasion, and you’ll
find
Yourself severe,
And unto rashness much more here inclined,
By far, than they’re:
Consider them as in their proper kind,
’Tween rage and fear,
And then the reason will appear most plain,—
A worm that’s trod on will turn
back again.
What if they censure without brain or
sense,
’Tis now the fashion;
Each giddy fop endeavours to commence
A reformation.
Pardon them for their native ignorance,
And brainsick passion;
For, after all, true men of sense will
say,—
Their works can never parallel thy play.
’Twere fond to pamper spleen, ’cause
owls detest
The light of day;
Or real nonsense, which endures no test,
Condemns thy play.
Lodge not such petty trifles in thy breast,
But bar their sway;
And let them know, that thy heroic bays
Can scorn their censure, as it doth their
praise.
Think not thy answer will their nice reclaim,
Whose heads are proof
Against all reason, and in spite of shame
Will stand aloof;
’Twould cherish further libels on
thy fame,
Should these thee move.
Stand firm, my Dryden, maugre all their
plots,
Thy bays shall flourish when their ivy
rots.
But if you are resolved to break your
use,
And basely sin,
In answer; I’ll be sworn some haggard
muse
Has you in her gin;
Or in a fit you venture to abuse
Your Polyhymn’,
You may serve him so far: But if
you do,
All your true friends, sir, will reflect
on you.
The remonstrance of this friendly poet was unavailing; Dryden having soon after published the following Vindication.
Footnotes:
1. “A Defence of the Charter and Municipal
Rights of the City of
London, and the Rights of other
Municipal Cities and Towns of
England. Directed to the Citizens
of London, by Thomas Hunt.
Si populus vult decipi, decipiatur.
London, printed, and to be sold,
by Richard Baldwin.” 4to, pages
46.
Wood informs us, that Thomas Hunt, the author, was educated at Queen’s College, Cambridge, and was esteemed a person of quick parts, and of a ready fluency in discourse, but withal too pert and forward. He was called to the bar, and esteemed a good lawyer. In 1659 he became clerk of the assizes at Oxford circuit, but was ejected from the office at the Restoration, to his great loss, to make room for the true owner. He wrote, “An Argument for the Bishops’ right