Alvar. To what is miserable age reserved! [Aside. But oh the king! and oh the fatal secret! Which I have kept thus long to time it better, And now I would disclose, ’tis past my power. [Exit with his Master.
Must. Something of a secret, and of the king, I heard him mutter: a pimp, I warrant him, for I am sure he is an old courtier. Now, to put off t’other remnant of my merchandize.—Stir up, sirrah! [To ANT.
Ant. Dog, what wouldst thou have?
Must. Learn better manners, or I shall serve you a dog-trick; come down upon all-four immediately; I’ll make you know your rider.
Ant. Thou wilt not make a horse of me?
Must. Horse or ass, that’s as thy mother made thee: but take earnest, in the first place, for thy sauciness.—[Lashes him with his Whip.]—Be advised, friend, and buckle to thy geers: Behold my ensign of royalty displayed over thee.
Ant. I hope one day to use thee worse in Portugal.
Must. Ay, and good reason, friend; if thou catchest me a-conquering on thy side of the water, lay on me lustily; I will take it as kindly as thou dost this.— [Holds up his Whip.
Ant. [Lying down.] Hold, my dear Thrum-cap: I obey thee cheerfully.—I see the doctrine of non-resistance is never practised thoroughly, but when a man can’t help himself.
Enter a second Merchant.
2d Mer. You, friend, I would see that fellow do his postures.
Must. [Bridling ANT.] Now, sirrah, follow,
for you have rope
enough: To your paces, villain, amble trot, and
gallop:—Quick about,
there.—Yeap! the more money’s bidden
for you, the more your credit.
[ANTONIO
follows, at the end of the
Bridle,
on his Hands and Feet, and
does
all his Postures.
2d Mer. He is well chined, and has a tolerable good back; that is half in half.—[To MUST.]—I would see him strip; has he no diseases about him?
Must. He is the best piece of man’s flesh in the market, not an eye-sore in his whole body. Feel his legs, master; neither splint, spavin, nor wind-gall. [Claps him on the Shoulder.
Mer. [Feeling about him, and then putting his Hand on his Side.] Out upon him, how his flank heaves! The whore-son is broken-winded.
Must. Thick-breathed a little; nothing but
a sorry cold with lying out a-nights in trenches;
but sound, wind and limb, I warrant him.—Try
him at a loose trot a little. [Puts the Bridle
into his
Hand,
he strokes him.
Ant. For heaven’s sake, owner, spare me: you know I am but new broken.