Rumbold, “the one-eyed archer,” fled to Holland, and came to Scotland with Argyle, on his ill-concerted expedition. He was singled out and pursued, after the dispersion of his companions in a skirmish. He defended himself with desperate resolution against two armed peasants, till a third, coming behind him with a pitch-fork, turned off his head-piece, when he was cut down and made prisoner, exclaiming, “Cruel countryman, to use me thus, while my face was to mine enemy.” He suffered the doom of a traitor at Edinburgh, and maintained on the scaffold, with inflexible firmness, the principles in which he had lived. He could never believe, he said, that the many of human kind came into the world bridled and saddled, and the few with whips and spurs to ride them. “His rooted ingrained opinion, says Fountainhall, was for a republic against monarchy, to pull down which he thought a duty, and no sin.” At his death, he declared, that were every hair of his head a man, he would venture them all in the good old cause.
11. “I must not,” says Langbaine,
“take the pains to acquaint my
reader, that by the man on the pedestal,
&c. is meant the late Lord
Shaftesbury. I shall not pretend
to pass my censure, whether he
deserved this usage from our author
or no, but leave it to the
judgments of statesmen and politicians.”
Shaftesbury having been
overturned in a carriage, received
some internal injury which
required a constant discharge by
an issue in his side. Hence he was
ridiculed under the name of Tapski.
In a mock account of an
apparition, stated to have appeared
to Lady Gray, it says, “Bid
Lord Shaftesbury have a care to
his spigot—if he is tapt, all the
plot will run out.” Ralph’s
History, vol. i. p. 562. from a
pamphlet in Lord Somers’ collection.
There are various allusions to
this circumstance in the lampoons
of the time. A satire called “The
Hypocrite,” written by Carryl,
concludes thus:
His body thus and soul
together vie.
In vice’s empire
for the sovereignty;
In ulcers shut this
does abound in sin,
Lazar without and Lucifer
within.
The silver pipe is no
sufficient drain
For the corruption of
this little man;
Who, though he ulcers
have in every part,
Is no where so corrupt
as in his heart.
At length, in prosecution of this coarse and unhandsome jest, a sort of vessel with a turn-cock was constructed for holding wine, which was called a Shaftesbury, and used in the taverns of the royal party.