Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 45 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 45 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920.
as a sign that the time for the Coalition was past, was unkindly reminded that, at any rate, the results of these contests had furnished no encouragement to the party that he adorns.  “But I am afraid I am getting controversial,” said Mr. LLLOYD GEORGE, to the amusement of the House, which had enjoyed his sword-play for half-an-hour; and with that he turned to the task of defending the new policy in Russia.  Having failed to subdue the Bolshevists by force, we are now going to try the effect of commerce—­a modern reading of “Trade Follows the Flag.”  The Labour Party cheered the new departure vociferously, but the rest of the House seemed a little chilly, and Mr. CHURCHILL, at the PRIME MINISTER’S elbow, looked about as happy as NAPOLEON on the return from Moscow.

[Illustration:  HILARITY OF MR. CHURCHILL ON HEARING HIS CHIEF’S VIEWS ABOUT RUSSIA.]

Lord HUGH CECIL raised the standard of economy, and complained that the legislative programme was extravagantly long.  “A large number of Bills generally meant a large amount of expenditure.”  I have myself observed this phenomenon.

Wednesday, February 11th.—­The Lords, having disposed of the Address with their usual celerity, welcomed Baron RIDDELL of Walton Heath (and, perhaps I may add, Bouverie Street) to their ranks, and then adjourned for a week.

If all Labour Members possessed the sweet reasonableness of Mr. BRACE we should view the advent of a Labour Government without any of Mr. CHURCHILL’S misgivings.  The Member for Abertillery argued the case for the nationalisation of mines so gently and genially that before he sat down I am sure that a good half of his hearers began to think that, after all, there was “something in it.”  Visions of a carboniferous millennium, when there would be no more strikes and hardly any accidents, and altruistic colliers would hew their hardest to get cheap and abundant coal for the community, floated before the mind’s eye as Mr. BRACE purred persuasively along.

[Illustration:  THE PIED PIPER OF ABERTILLERY

(MR. W. BRACE).

“FOR HE LED US, HE SAID, TO A JOYOUS LAND

WHERE WATERS GUSHED AND FRUIT-TREES GREW,

AND FLOWERS PUT FORTH A FAIRER HUE,

AND EVERYTHING WAS STRANGE AND NEW.”]

Unfortunately for the Nationalisers Mr. LUNN thought it necessary later to make a blood-and-thunder oration, threatening all sorts of dreadful things (including a boycott of the newspapers) if the Miners’ demands were refused.  Moreover, he made it clear that coal was only a beginning and that the Labour Party’s ultimate objective was nationalisation all round, and wound up by reminding the House that “we are many and ye are few.”

The PRIME MINISTER is not the man either to miss a chance or refuse a challenge.  The tone of his reply was set by Mr. LUNN, not by Mr. BRACE; and though he had plenty of solid arguments to advance against the motion the most telling passage in his speech was a quotation from “Comrade TROTSKY,” showing what Nationalisation had spelt in Soviet Russia—­labour conscription in its most drastic shape.  The nation, he declared, that had fought for liberty throughout the world would stand to the death against this new bondage.

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