Mrs. Fisher really did not know how else to get hold of the stuff.  She was aware that knives in this connection were improper, but one did finally lose patience.  Maccaroni was never allowed to appear on her table in London.  Apart from its tiresomeness she did not even like it, and she would tell Lady Caroline not to order it again.  Years of practice, reflected Mrs. Fisher, chopping it up, years of actual living in Italy, would be necessary to learn the exact trick.  Browning managed maccaroni wonderfully.  She remembered watching him one day when he came to lunch with her father, and a dish of it had been ordered as a compliment to his connection with Italy.  Fascinating, the way it went in.  No chasing round the plate, no slidings off the fork, no subsequent protrusions of loose ends—­just one dig, one whisk, one thrust, one gulp, and lo, yet another poet had been nourished.

“Shall I go and seek the young lady?” asked Francesca, unable any longer to look on a good maccaroni being cut with a knife.

Mrs. Fisher came out of her reminiscent reflections with difficulty.  “She knows lunch is at half-past twelve,” she said.  “They all know.”

“She may be asleep,” said Francesca.  “The other ladies are further away, but this one is not far away.”

“Beat the gong again the,” said Mrs. Fisher.

What manners, she though; what, what manners.  It was not an hotel, and considerations were due.  She must say she was surprised at Mrs. Arbuthnot, who had not looked like somebody unpunctual.  Lady Caroline, too—­she had seemed amiable and courteous, whatever else she might be.  From the other one, of course, she expected nothing.

Francesca fetched the gong, and took it out into the garden and advanced, beating it as she advanced, close up to Lady Caroline, who, still stretched in her low chair, waited till she had done, and then turned her head and in the sweetest tones poured forth what appeared to be music but was really invective.

Francesca did not recognize the liquid flow as invective; how was she to, when it came out sounding like that?  And with her face all smiles, for she could not but smile when she looked at this young lady, she told her the maccaroni was getting cold.

“When I do not come to meals it is because I do not wish to come to meals,” said the irritated Scrap, “and you will not in future disturb me.”

“Is She ill?” asked Francesca, sympathetic but unable to stop smiling.  Never, never had she seen hair so beautiful.  Like pure flax; like the hair of northern babes.  On such a little head only blessing could rest, on such a little head the nimbus of the holiest saints could fitly be placed.

Scrap shut her eyes and refused to answer.  In this she was injudicious, for its effect was to convince Francesca, who hurried away full of concern to tell Mrs. Fisher, that she was indisposed.  And Mrs. Fisher, being prevented, she explained, from going out to Lady Caroline herself because of her stick, sent the two others instead, who had come in at that moment heated and breathless and full of excuses, while she herself proceeded to the next course, which was a very well-made omelette, bursting most agreeably at both its ends with young green peas.