they had been in the air six hours has placed them
in a tub of water and found two-thirds of the number
immediately “kick” and plunge with an amount
of energy and ability that threw the water in all
directions. These fish had been caught at various
times during the day, and as each was taken from the
hook a stout leather strap was forced through the
floor of its mouth beneath its tongue, and the bunch
of fish so secured allowed to trail overboard in the
stream. They were thus dragged all day against
a powerful current, but never showed any symptoms
of “drowning.” In the evening they
were strung upon a stout piece of clothes-line, and
after lying for some time on the railway platform were
transferred to the floor of the baggage-car, and so
transported to the city. It is quite evident
that we do not live in the fear of Mr. Bergh.
But what is one to do? The fish is not to be
discouraged except by the exhibition of great and
brutal violence. In fact, bass will not be induced
to decently decease by any civilized process short
of a powerful shock from a voltaic pile administered
in the region of their
medulla oblongata.
Of course, one cannot be expected to carry about a
voltaic pile and go hunting for the medullary recesses
of a savage and turbulent fish. On the other
hand, one may batter the protoplasm out of a refractory
subject by the aid of a small rock, but it won’t
improve the fish’s looks or cooking qualities.
It may seem like high treason to mention, moreover,
at a safe distance from Mr. Bergh, that euthanasia
in animals designed for the table does not always
improve their quality, and in fact that the linked
misery long drawn out of a protracted dissolution
imparts a certain tenderness and flavor to the flesh
that it would not otherwise possess. Should that
excellent and most estimable gentleman regard this
statement with a sceptical eye, let it be here stated
that the bass should be recently killed, split, crimped
and broiled to a delicate brown, with a little good
butter and a sprinkling of pepper, salt and chopped
parsley. Should he pursue the subject upon this
basis, he will not be the first gentleman who has
surrendered his convictions and compounded a culinary
felony upon favorable terms.
Below Harper’s Ferry there is one of the most
picturesque reaches of the Potomac River. From
the rugged heights that frown upon that historic and
lovely spot, where the Shenandoah strikes away through
the pass that leads to the broad and beautiful Valley
of Virginia, and where John Brown’s memory struggles
through battered ruins and the invading smoke of the
unhallowed locomotive, the river chafes from side to
side of the stern defile that hems it in and curbs
its restless waters. Great walls of dark rocks,
crested by serried ranks of solemn pines, stand guard
above its fitful, surging flood, and against the dark
blue calm and misty depth of its gorge the pale smoke
rises in a quiet column above the mills and houses
that nestle by the river’s bed. Huge boulders