some novice, who in esse or in posse
has his present means good, and those to come great;
he is very glad to learn how money can be raised.
The warren seek after a tumbler, a sort of
hunting dog; and the nature of a London tumbler was
to “hunt dry-foot,” in this manner:—“The
tumbler is let loose, and runs snuffing up and down
in the shops of mercers, goldsmiths, drapers, haberdashers,
to meet with a ferret, that is, a citizen who
is ready to sell a commodity.” The tumbler
in his first course usually returned in despair, pretending
to have out-wearied himself by hunting, and swears
that the city ferrets are so coaped (that is, have
their lips stitched up close) that he can’t get
them to open to so great a sum as L500, which the
warren wants. “This herb being chewed down
by the rabbit-suckers, almost kills their hearts.
It irritates their appetite, and they keenly bid the
tumbler, if he can’t fasten on plate, or cloth,
or silks, to lay hold of brown paper, Bartholomew
babies, lute-strings, or hob-nails.
It hath been verily reported,” says Decker,
“that one gentleman of great hopes took up L100
in hobby-horses, and sold them for L30; and L16 in
joints of mutton and quarters of lamb, ready roasted,
and sold them for three pounds.” Such commodities
were called purse-nets.—The tumbler,
on his second hunt, trots up and down again; and at
last lights on a ferret that will deal:
the names are given in to a scrivener, who inquires
whether they are good men, and finds four out of the
five are wind-shaken, but the fifth is an oak that
can bear the hewing. “Bonds are sealed,
commodities delivered, and the tumbler fetches his
second career; and their credit having obtained the
purse-nets, the wares must now obtain money.”
The tumbler now hunts for the rabbit suckers,
those who buy these purse-nets; but the rabbit-suckers
seem greater devils than the ferrets, for they
always bid under; and after many exclamations the
warren is glad that the seller should repurchase
his own commodities for ready money, at thirty or
fifty per cent. under the cost. The story
does not finish till we come to the manner “How
the warren is spoiled.” I shall transcribe
this part of the narrative in the lively style of
this town writer. “While there is any grass
to nibble upon, the rabbits are there; but on the
cold day of repayment they retire into their caves;
so that when the ferret makes account of five
in chase, four disappear. Then he grows fierce,
and tears open his own jaws to suck blood from him
that is left. Serjeants, marshalmen, and bailiffs
are sent forth, who lie scenting at every corner, and
with terrible paws haunt every walk. The bird
is seized upon by these hawks, his estate looked into,
his wings broken, his lands made over to a stranger.
He pays L500, who never had but L60, or to prison;
or he seals any bond, mortgages any lordship, does